I went to the pet store and got us a dog.
That’s right I’m the family dog uh woof.
Sikowitz’s would you please tell Tori that dogs walk on 4 legs, not 2 and don’t talk.
Tori, if you're going to play a dog you have to act like one.
Uh-oh looks like this dog has bugs in her fur.
Uh woof.
ECEli and Cat
Ew!
Aw it's okay. I read on the Internet that coffee works great for getting rid of fur bugs.
Maybe you shouldn't, uh....
Jade.
(Jade pours the coffee on Tori anyway, and Tori gets up and looks at Jade in humiliation)
What's the prob, dog?
(Tori angrily storms out of the classroom and into the hallway)
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