“Ain't No Magic Mountain High Enough” · Season 2
In this episode: Veronica Mars (7), Logan Echolls (3), Jackie Cook (2), Weevil Navarro (1), Dick Casablancas (1), Madison Sinclair (1), Mrs. Hauser (1)
Slushies! Get your ice-cold, frozen... sugar water...
You had me at "ice cold."
What's your poison?
Oh, emotionally unavailable women. [Veronica glares] Let's see, uh... I want something that suits my mood.
Ooh, I'm sorry, we're all out of liquid evil.
I'll take two of whatever will turn my tongue blue.
Hot date?
Rain check? A night with the fellas. You know how it is.
Is it your undying love for me, or just good old-fashioned lust?
Que?
That kept you from turning me in?
[pauses] Love...of rollercoasters. And hatred of anything that requires me to tie a sweater over my shoulders and be at sea with my classmates... Nothing to do with you. [they both give a small smile to each other]
Oh the rich, how they mock you. [hands Veronica a $50 bill]
There's a $50 bill?
Had them made special.
I am so good at this game, bro.
Shooting in a clown's mouth. Your future's bright, Dick.
This school genuinely sucks.
True dat.
In less than three minutes, Veronica Mars has lost all the senior trip money.
Is that a record?
You want to save yourself some time? Start with her. We all saw her, lurking around.
Lurking? Uh, you mean "standing while black"?
[to Jackie] I'm about to go watch Mrs. Hauser swarm in her own personal hell. If you're not doing anything..?
[to Madison Sinclair] Buck up, Maddy. Senior trip is back on, sister. Six grand! We're Magic Mountain bound. [turns to leave] Oh, you know there's a ride called the Viper, right? Isn't that like...your mothership?
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