Isabella quotes from Two and a Half Men

Alan

Isabella, I hate to be a fuddy-duddy, but we try to keep the house smoke-free.

Isabella

I'm sorry. [she puts her cigarette out in Jake's cereal] Charlie didn't say anything when I was smoking in bed last night.

Alan

Yeah, well, Charlie's lungs aren't always on the same page as his penis.

Isabella

Did you really think that you could just end this?

Charlie

I was kinda hoping.

Isabella

Dont you realize that our souls are now bound together destined to writhe ecstatically in blessed hellfire for all eternity?

Charlie

[to Alan] Boy, I know how to pick 'em, don't I?

Charlie

Simply out of curiosity: What exactly is this curse? What should I be on the lookout for?

Isabella

Your crops will wither in the field.

Charlie

Yeah, okay.

Isabella

Your cattle will sicken and die.

Charlie

[not impressed] Aha.

Isabella

Your manhood will shrivel and become a useless husk.

Charlie

I gotta fold here, Alan. Okay, you got me. What do you say we call the girls over and start spawning baby Gilgamesh?!