Charlie and Isabella in “Hi, Mr. Horned One”

Simply out of curiosity: What exactly is this curse? What should I be on the lookout for?

Your crops will wither in the field.

Yeah, okay.

Your cattle will sicken and die.

[not impressed] Aha.

Your manhood will shrivel and become a useless husk.

I gotta fold here, Alan. Okay, you got me. What do you say we call the girls over and start spawning baby Gilgamesh?!