BertaAre we gonna talk about the orgy we had last night?
What...?
You were there?
BertaHell yeah. I banged James Franco.
Played by Conchata Ferrell
Two and a Half Men · 811 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Two and a Half Men: in 92 of its 811 quotes
Most scenes with: Charlie (44), Alan (34), Jake (15)
Scenes with Berta 82
BertaBertaWow, look at that.
BertaSomeone's having a piano delivered by helicopter.
That's the kind of extravagant thing Charlie would do. He had a baby grand just like that.
It's coming right this way. You don't think...that it's possible that the cops got the wrong guy, do you?
ABAlan and Berta
[after a thought] Nah!
[Charlie, seen from behind, walks up to the front door and rings the doorbell. He is immediately crushed by the piano. Pull back to Chuck Lorre, sitting in the director's chair]
CLChuck Lorre
[turning to audience] Winning.
[He is crushed by another piano, last lines in the series]
S12 E15 Of Course He's Dead
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