Two and a Half Men · Season 11, Episode 4
Don’t worry, nothing could have happened, I’m gay.
[relieved] Ah, that's right. You're gay. Wait, how gay? Like, 1 being "Yay, it’s college!" Or 10 being "I’m going Subaru shopping with Ellen and Rosie."
I'm closer to a nine. I mean, I make my own soap, but I don’t sell it at the Lilith Fair.
I have a motto for situations like this. What happens in Jenny, stays in Jenny.
Are we gonna talk about the orgy we had last night?
What...?
You were there?
Hell yeah. I banged James Franco.
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