Don, Kelly and others in “Hawaiian Honeyruin”

[to the Goths when they reach the Chill Zone] 10th... [then to the Rockers] 11th... [to Mom and Daughter] 12th place.

Well, honey. It wasn't pretty, but--

You need to step your game up, mother! For serious!

We're a team, Taylor.

I know you aren't used to winning, like me. But maybe you need to follow my example more, because--

[snapping annoyingly] You've never won anything in your life, Taylor! Never! Not one race, not one medal, NOTHING!

Wait, what?! My room is full of trophies and medals!

Because your dad bought a trophy store! What kind of trophies come in the mail? And guess who paid your coaches to lie? Yep, daddy.

Beauty pageants. I won beauty pageants! You can't fake those!

[chuckles smugly] Oh, honey. When you have enough cash, you can fake anything.

The coals were hot, but that was cold.