TV show quotes
Wait. Was Carrie holding hands with Ryan?! Was she? [accidentally rubs pepper juice in his eyes, causing him to be fully blind] AAAH! Pepper juice! MY EYES!!!
[Interview]
"Holding hands?" I was just helping Ryan jump.
Oh, of course you were. You were just being "helpful". Sometimes too helpful. But we should focus on the million.
[Sanders reaches the Chill Zone herself while her partner tries waking up her burro]
Um, you seem to be shy one loud, aggressive partner.
[The Ice Dancers show up]
Ah! There's only one cop. They don't win!
Not yet. But unless one of you coughs up two burros, I'll have to give you a 10-minute penalty.
NO!
[victoriously] Yes! [calling out to her partner as the Ice Dancers are penalized for ten minutes] Hurry, MacArthur! You've got 10!
Okay, donkey. WAKE UP!
[The Transylvanian Goths got eliminated because The Ice Dancers kidnapped Loki, causing them to stop competing in order to look for him; and after they found him, they were beaten by the Surfers to the Chill Zone]
’’’Loki’’’: MOM, DAD, HELP!
I'm glad we went to Transylvania.
And Finland. That was epic.
We could always go back to Vegas I guess, if we need the money. I hope the Ice Dancers get what they deserve.
I hope they get worse than that.
I love it when you get vengeful.
I know. Wait a minute. Where’s Our Son, Loki?
’’’Crimson’’’: What? Loki? Have You Seen Our Son?
[Josee and Jacques are proud of how they managed to get the Goths eliminated]
From now on, we stay in the winners circle by any means necessary.
Does this mean I get-
No, you cannot taser anyone.
Aw. [Ice Dancers’ interview]
Second place. Again!
But at least I got another team eliminated.
That's true. We did. It's like we won a gold medal in treachery!
[reading the tip] "Travel to Cần Thơ, Vietnam."
Cần Thơ is not only a great name for a movie villain, it's also the largest city in Vietnam's thriving Mekong Delta. Teams will find their next tip here, along the Mekong River, where the fish are plentiful, ugh, and pungent. Get that thing away from me! [more characters getting travel tips]
Uhh! It says- here! You read, I’ll get us a cab! Taxi!
Uh, wrong way!
Turns out, I'm violently allergic to hot peppers, especially when rubbed into my eyes, so, yeah, my vision's kinda off. But don't tell Carrie. I'm trying impress her, you know, lay the land for when I tell her I like like her.
I once babysit my sister's pet that was somehow eaten by a crocodile.
I compare noodling catfish to massaging my grandma's feet, which I don't like.
[The Surfer Dudes got eliminated after Devin and Carrie beaten them to the Chill Zone as thanks for alerting them to the Don Box in the tunnels, making them come in last]
Devin nearly costs us the race today. What is up with him? It’s like the long per we’re in this thin, the less I know him. I want to million with my best friend, not some total stranger. But! I’ll take the million either way.
Well! Here we are dude.
Hit us with those negative vibes.
Hey, Hey, Hey! Quite the long faces! Your’e not out of the race yet.
Wow!
[gasps]
Now you’re out!
No!
Aw.
See what I did there? That's TV fishing. Gave ya some line and a little hope and then yanked it away! It's gonna look great and all this explaining will be edited out. Cool, huh?
Bummer, dude...
Some people just don't get show business.
MacArthur! You have to go on without me!
Cool beans will do.
[reading the tip] "Catch a flight to Siberia."
Siberia! This massive province of Russia is home to the Siberian tiger, Siberian husky, and probably anything else prefaced with Siberian.
This alliance is not a friendship.
Got that right. It's just an agreement to work with people we hate.
My dad would always pressure me into winning and coming first.
Whenever we had an argument, my dad will gratuitously agree with my mom until she calms down or leaves.
[over PA] Welcome, uhh, aboard, everyone, huh. We're going to be, um... closing the... uh... cabin doors, any uhh... second now. For the taking off.
[irately impatient] JUST CLOSE THE DOORS ALREADY!!! [plane cabin doors slam close; sighs in relief]
Woo-hoo!
That was too close!
[Josse screams infuriated]
All the teams are off! Some happier than others.
Now we're all on the same flight, and it's all because of that pilot!
Why? Because he, uhh, spoke, uhh- [Josee punches him in the shoulder, getting him to stop talking] Ow!
[which is behind a yeti] AAH! AAAH!
[follows Carrie] UGH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! [a yeti slides upwards on a rock]
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! [grabs onto the Daters’ ice yacht sail] Ooh.
Are you sure you two aren’t related?
[runs, then pushes the ice yacht]
Thank you.
Josee! What are you going?
Shh! Let’s just say the Cadets can’t catch a break.
Huh? I don’t get it!
I think it’s you who has a screw loose, come on, let’s get another boat. Goodbye.
Josee! Jacques! Wait! We need help!
Did you hear something?
No, I did not.
Help! Allies! I guess they couldn’t hear us.
Uh, they heard you. They’re just mean.
“Who’s ready to go deep?” Uh-oh.
After losing the race to the moon, Russia decided to try and win a race to the middle of the earth. They stopped drilling at the seven mile mark when they realized no one lose was even going to try. Today, one team member must lower their harness partner all the way to the bottom, and find a ball. Before they cranked all the way back up to their partner. Once they’re back up it’s a foot race to the Chill Zone. Located here at this Russian steam bath. Last team to arrive with ball and hand, Maybe eliminated. I hope they all take their time cause I booked a rejuvenating caviar body scrub.
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