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That was crazy!
Thanks for not dropping me down the hole like that.
OK. You know what? You need to stop agreeing with me and go back to being my biggest nightmare!
You’re so right. I need to- wait, what?
You got me so confused, I can’t even think straight.
[getting a tip from the Don box] We're going to Darjeeling, India.
Yes, Darjeeling, where the world's finest teas are grown, like assam, nilgiri, and several more I can't pronounce. Teams must fly to Bagdogra, India, then take taxis here to the mountains of Darjeeling to find this Don box with their next travel tip.
[getting a tip from the Don box while sweating] Tea time? Please let it be iced tea.
Wouldn't that be nice? But no.
Uh! I hope you like chicken.
You ready on three? One…
Two…
Three! [the Sisters get attacked]
Wow! Chickens are tough.
I think I swallowed one! [spits out a chicken feather]
And we’ve got three more cars to get through! Uh! We’re not gonna make it!
I have an idea: you know how most trains windows have that say “KEEP YOUR ARMS IN”?
Yeah?
Well this one doesn’t, so whatever!
This is so unsafe! Let’s get back inside…
Oh, come on, you’ve never take risks!
What does Don have against us? Are we too talented, too attractive, too all-of-the-above?
Devin! You’re alive!
I just hurt my ankle, it’s not bad. [gets stepped by a bull] Now that’s bad…
And the Cadets take second! [MacArthur raspberries]
[Cadets’ interview]
I’d rather take first, but, anyway we beat those Ice for Brains jerks is a good day. Good call, I’m not joining up with them again. Way to lead, partner!
Are you okay? Anything broken?
No, Carrie, I just… Ow!
Good! Gotta get to the carpet! [Runs all the way to the carpet carrying Devin]
And the Best Friends take third. That leads the Haters, and the Ice Dancers.[talks to the Ice Dancers] How are you feeling about your chances now?
Never better…
[The Daters got eliminated because they stopped just short of the Chill Zone to reveal that they were dating again, giving enough time for the Ice Dancers' penalty to end and for them to secure fourth place]
You had to get romantic then?
What? You kissed me!
I couldn't help myself. Look at you, you're hotter than the sun.
[touched] Aw, girl. Stop.
We didn't win, but we actually did some amazing things as a team, partner.
When things got hot, we took the heat.
And pushed each other when needed. Which was a lot.
Even carried each other sometimes.
And when we failed the first time, we tried again.
This experience has made us a better, stronger couple. I know what I want now, and it's Stephanie.
And I want Ryan. Ryan at 380 pounds max, deadlift.
Hey, whoa, baby. Save that cozy top for when we get home.
We're going to Argentina.
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The capital of Argentina, Buenos Aires, is a world-class city, famous for its love of fútbol, theater, and delicious red meat. Once teams land, they'll find the Don box at the airport with their next tip. Mm, not bad.
It’s a Botch or Watch! “Ride 'em, Gaucho.”?
For this Botch or Watch the team member who didn’t play ring toss in the Arctic gets to ride a horse. And use a traditional badora to tie up their team’s designated emu. Once their emu is wrapped up, they must bring it by taxi to the Chill Sone located here, a top Mount Aconcagua in the Andes. But hurry, the last team to arrive maybe heading home, Back at the academy, the Best Friends aren’t letting a single nosebleed stop them.
Aaah! Ugh!
I'm sorry.
Ow!
Oh, way to hurt your partner!
Oh, that is it!
Aaaah!
[seeing Kitty slip down a hill] Kitty!
[cuts to Jacques]
Ugh! I need something to absorb all this off my hands or I’ll never be able to- [puts the oil on his head] My hands are dry.
[The Best Friends got eliminated because Kitty accidentally knocked Devin off a cliff with the Sisters’ emu and severely injured him, making him and Carrie cut from the race]
Okay, well they sacrifice themselves for us in Vietnam so we choose the Surfers.
Done! Carrie and Devin good luck with all of that.
All right, the Surfers are awesome. Sorry, let's go.
[the Paramedic take an injured Devin to the helicopter along with his partner Carrie. Brody and Geoff return]
The Best Friends are gone, but the Surfers return. 4 teams will vie for the million! Who will win? Keep watching the Ridonculous Race.
It was a super hard race, but you were my hero the whole time.
[muffled] I had a great time.
I had a blast, too.
We're going to The Bahamas.
The Bahamas, known for its pirate history, stunning Caribbean beaches, and flourescent pink flamingos. Once teams land in Nassau, they'll find this Don box and their next travel tip.
Ice guys do finish last. BOOM!
[Josee becomes extremely furious and starts throwing a tantrum after the Surfer Dudes, Sisters, and Police Cadets all beat her and Jacques to the airport first]
[enraged] We are so… SICK OF THOSE CADETS!
[laughing about Josee's tantrum during the interview] Did you see her face? [she and MacArthur both laugh hysterically]
All four teams are on the same flight. And once it lands, every move they make will be crucial!
[Doors Open]
Hurry!
Come on!
Move it!
This is insanity, bro! We're heading to the finale in first place!
Whoa, we should get, like, a 'most improved award' or something.
Josse, can you hear me?
[Josee screams]
Uh, well her mic deffinately works.
What was that?
Just Josee freaking out.
Three out of the four teams are in the water, but only two of them made it inside the tunnel.
[The Sisters got eliminated because they were the last team to arrive at the Chill Zone]
This has been the most incredible experience of my life.
Sorry I blew it.
Are you kidding? You rocked it! I meant what I said before, Kit. I'm so proud of you.
[touched] Aww…
Hey, I'll take my sister over a million bucks, any day. I've never felt more like a winner than I do right now.
You're gonna call Noah, aren't you?
You bet I am.
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