The Venture Bros. · Season 3
Samuel, the orb is a source of untold power! We must take our time and learn how to harness that power for the good of mankind!
Woah there, the orb is ours. The guild will decide what is best for mankind!
For shame! This guild was founded to protect and serve man at his best, not to be a guild .. of calamitous intent!
Alright. Let's start again. Get me a dictionary.
But we have the internet.
I don't wanna play World of Warcraft. Get me a regular dictionary. (talks to himself aloud) Ugh, internet. It's only good for finding out that your boyfriend is sleeping around. Friggin' MySpace. What, I'm not supposed to look at his friend's comments? They're right on the first page! It's hardly snooping!
ORB? Master Rusty has found ORB? (laughs) Did he find it under the couch while looking for change?
(The Monarch, Dr. Girlfriend, The Moppets and 21&24 ride in the Monarch Mobile to storm the Venture Compound.)
I wanted to take the cocoon.
That just what Venture expects us to do. But he won't expect this! You and your two best men, me and my...men. We keep it slim. Elite forces!
Great idea. One of your "elite forces" is playing Tetris on his cell phone, while the other is peeing into a grande chai latte.
God, I wish! It's like there's a vice on my wing-ding! You guys gotta stop talking so I can get in the zone.
(Brock confers with Hunter Gathers, who has transitioned to female and is now working at a strip club)
(to Doc) I'll only be a minute. Will you just wait out in the X-1 with the boys?
You came in the plane? You call parking a supersonic jet in front of a titty-bar inconspicuous?! Who taught you to be a spy, fucking Gallagher!?!
I'm gonna need some wheels.
(climbing onto the table and thrusting his crotch in Brock's face) You can take mine. But you are not gonna like looking for the keys!
Damn it Hank, if we get out of this alive, I'm going to kill you myself!
Na-ah, you don't have a license to kill anymore.
Alright, let's review [the game plan.] Moppets?
Locate the Venture Brothers.
And kill them!
Subdue them.
Cut their bellies...
Subdue their bellies. Dr. My Wife?
Locate and seduce...
Subdue! Come on!
Sorry. Subdue Brock Samson.
Good! Henchman 24?
Locate and subdue the Venture robot.
Subdue? You can kill the robot. It's a robot! Henchman 21?
(#21 is doing a "pee-pee dance" with a pained look on his face.)
What!? Dude, I gotta pee so bad, it's backing up into my kidneys!
Wrong! You keep an eye out for Sgt. Hatred while I locate and subdue Dr. Venture.
(#21 continues his "pee-pee dance".)
(sighs) Forget it. You go to the bathroom.
Brock just laid down two tracks of oil slicks -- Herr Trigger skillfully drives his motorcycle between the two slicks.
(glibly)...didn't work...
(irritated) I KNOW!
The X1 takes a hit from a SAM fired by Herr Trigger
BUSEY!
Everybody instantly fastens their seat belts.
Let's kick Trespass-ass!
(taking Sgt. Hatred's handie talkie-shaped cellular phone) That's a big cell phone.
I'm a big boy!
When I am your age in Paree, at night I would go up to, uh, on ze...ze rooftop? Eh? And I imagine zat I am ze Batman. So cool.
Well, when I was my age, I jumped off my roof in a Batman costume. I think. I might have just dreamt it.
(as he strangles Brock) You cut off your hair?? Why you do zis? You had such a cool look!
This sword was forged by Ikkansai Shigetsugu, master swordsmith of the Nihonto Tanren Denshunsho.
Oh, man, shut up already. Why do you sword guys always gotta talk about how cool your swords are?
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