“ORB” · Season 3
In this episode: Master Billy Quizboy (2), Pete White (2), Doctor Thaddeus Venture (1), The Alchemist (1), Doctor Venture (1), Col. Gentleman (1)
(Kano holds young Rusty, who is aiming a sniper rifle, on his shoulders. Col Gentleman sits by, wounded.)
That baby's gonna kick like a virgin, so you have to re-level quick. Aim for the bastard's neck. Hold 'im up there, Kano! I don't care if he wets himself and your head; that boy is gonna see somebody die! And if he doesn't want it to be his father, he'll have to pull that trigger!
White! White! Get in here!
[shudders] Congratulations, you discovered pornography.
This isn’t an invention, it’s a responsibility. We need to study this, and if we find that it will help mankind move peacefully forward, then we shall share its teachings, because we are not only men of science, we -
We ... are men of hope.
How'd you know what I was gonna say?
Come on! Your dad said that at, like, the end of every episode!
I'm sorry. I didn't know we were out of options.
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know it was sarcasm day.
I'm sorry I wasn't aware of your delicate constitution.
I'm sorry you smell like spoiled fruit.
Fantômas has a point.
How dare you, sir! Why, I smell of freshly cut flowers!
Samuel, the orb is a source of untold power! We must take our time and learn how to harness that power for the good of mankind!
Woah there, the orb is ours. The guild will decide what is best for mankind!
For shame! This guild was founded to protect and serve man at his best, not to be a guild .. of calamitous intent!
Alright. Let's start again. Get me a dictionary.
But we have the internet.
I don't wanna play World of Warcraft. Get me a regular dictionary. (talks to himself aloud) Ugh, internet. It's only good for finding out that your boyfriend is sleeping around. Friggin' MySpace. What, I'm not supposed to look at his friend's comments? They're right on the first page! It's hardly snooping!
ORB? Master Rusty has found ORB? (laughs) Did he find it under the couch while looking for change?
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