(Dr. Venture and the boys run into the hangar. Brock is wrestling with a mummy.)
Stay back! Another one of those mummies got stuck in our landing gear.
M Mummy
Who dares to desecrate the sacred tomb of- oof!
(Brock kicks the mummy in the groin and then proceeds to beat him as the mummy protests.)
M Mummy
Ow! Hey, hey! Wait a minute. (Brock breaks the mummys arm.) There's no reason to - aarghhh! (Brock delivers a karate chop to the throat.) Oof! Ow, oh, hey!
Holy toledo, he ripped on him!
Way to give him a little chin music Brock!
V Dr. Venture
Well that ought to take care of tha-
Look, Brock still ain't done with him!
(Brock unzips his pants and preceeds to urinate on the mummy.)
That's showing him who's boss, Brock-O!
V Dr. Venture
Was that really necessary?
You have to defile a mummy completely or they'll come back to life. You know that.
UG UN Guard
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to turn in your weapon.
It's all right, soldier. Mr. Samson is my bodyguard.
UG UN Guard
Just the same, doctor. I'm going to have to confiscate it from you.
(growls furiously) Go ahead. (gives a horrible grin) Take it from me.
(Guard looks back to another guard, who shakes his head in absolute fear.)
MU Mexican University Administrator
Your check, Dr. Venture. Muchas gracias.
Super good! Very generous of y-oh, pesos. Great. These zeros are all meaningless.
G Dr. Guevara
I am sorry, Señor Venture.
No, "Doctor Venture". What's Mexican for "doctor"?
G Dr. Guevara
I realize I am a Tijuana doctor, but even we have scruples. I could lose my license to practice...Mexican medicine.
Hank and Dean: Dad!
We knew you wouldn't let us down.
And just in the nick of time, too. Monarch was gettin' all 'creepy uncle' on us.
(trying to pick a lock) Double dammit!
Hank, you said the double-D word!
(after being attacked by a frightening green creature) What the hell was that?
Chupacabra. They're all over Mexico.
How long can you live if you're not hooked up to him?
Oh, I dunno...a couple of hours? But they'd be awfully uncomf-- (Brock yanks out the tubes connecting Doc to H.E.L.P.eR.) GAH!
Well, sure. H.E.L.P.eR. looks like a dried-out turd on a bad stretch of road.
What's your problem with our dad, anyway?!
(awkwardly) Well, I- he- he's my nemesis. My archenemy.
I don't think Pop thinks you're his archenemy.
Come on, I'm sure the walls of the Venture Compound are practically caked with the lingering curses of the Monarch's name.
Uhh, no. I've never even heard him mention you.
Yeah, I always thought Baron Ünderbheit was dad's arch-enemy.
(astounded) Ünderbheit!?! Why, that dime-store Doctor Doom isn't fit to...just you wait 'til your father calls me back!
You get the boys. I'll take care of these guys.
Are you sure? There's an awful lot of them.
(left eye twitching) They hit me with a truck.
[after his henchmen have kidnapped the Venture boys and brought them back to the lair]
But see, that's what I'm talking about! Now Venture'll send Samson after the rest of us, and he'll go totally sickhouse on our asses. I LIKE my ass, gentlemen.
[After waking up in a tub of ice with a note explaining that his kidneys are gone] Oh! Not again! Wait a minute...one... [Checks his other side] Two... oh...this is serious.
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