Dermott quotes from The Venture Bros.

You guys are sad. Why'd he decide to leave you here in the first place?

Hank

' Something about the conference having hot, desperate women.

Dean

And we had a bad run-in with the hot lava men of Tanga Island, so I can imagine how dangerous their women get when they're desperate!

What the hell are you doing?

I'm givin' you my earth germs! *cough, cough* I'm gonna kill you with my cold. *cough* Die, alien!

I'm not an alien, dillweed. I'm a henchman! And you're not a Venture Brother. Who the hell are you?

I'm Hank's friend.

Yeah, I doubt that.

Would you believe I'm... Brock Samson's long lost son?

If that were true, I don't think I would have caught you this easily.

I couldn't run because ...I had a lighter up my ass.

Ok, NOW I believe you're Hank's friend.

Do you dig this Tracy girl or what?

Dean

Well, she seems nice, and her hair is really pretty.

Well, talk to her, then. You don't have to nail her. Just see what happens. Man, way to be uptight.

Hank

Wait, did you just give good advice?

Dean

I gotta go check the temperature in Hell.

You can both blow me.

The Alchemist

Relax, I just wanna talk to you.

I didn't steal those games. They're defective, so they are just being thrown out.

The Alchemist

I'm not Mall Security.

So who are you?

Hank

He's works with me. He's The Alchemist, seeker of truth.

You're the super-hero guy and you're hanging out with Hank?

The Alchemist

Look, pudgy mac-talk-alot, I just got dumped by my lover who then tossed me out on my jobless ass, so I had to move in with my boring team member who lives in the burbs and doesn’t do squat. And I just told you too much, didn’t I?

Ugh dude, no shit.

Dean

What does she see in him?

Who, her dad!

Dean

No, that Raven kid. Her boyfriend.

Hank

Oh, lets see now. He’s super handsome, I can say that, he’s got cool hair, cool clothes, and worse of all, he’s a cyborg.

Dean

No, I asked, she said that they’re just crutches.

Hank

Oh, even worse, that means he’s a cripster, dude. He’s rocking a hipster angle and a sympathy angle all-in-one. There’s no way you can compete with that.