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The Venture Bros. · Season 1, Episode 15

Henchman 24 and Dermott in “Unfinished Business”

(Henchman 24 chases and tackles Dermott, who immediately starts to cough on him.)

H2Henchman 24

What the hell are you doing?

DDermott

I'm givin' you my earth germs! *cough, cough* I'm gonna kill you with my cold. *cough* Die, alien!

H2Henchman 24

I'm not an alien, dillweed. I'm a henchman! And you're not a Venture Brother. Who the hell are you?

DDermott

I'm Hank's friend.

H2Henchman 24

Yeah, I doubt that.

DDermott

Would you believe I'm... Brock Samson's long lost son?

H2Henchman 24

If that were true, I don't think I would have caught you this easily.

DDermott

I couldn't run because ...I had a lighter up my ass.

H2Henchman 24

Ok, NOW I believe you're Hank's friend.

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