What does she see in him?
Who, her dad!
No, that Raven kid. Her boyfriend.
Oh, lets see now. He’s super handsome, I can say that, he’s got cool hair, cool clothes, and worse of all, he’s a cyborg.
No, I asked, she said that they’re just crutches.
Oh, even worse, that means he’s a cripster, dude. He’s rocking a hipster angle and a sympathy angle all-in-one. There’s no way you can compete with that.
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