[opening lines]
MTMajor Tom
[over radio] I can't keep it together, Dr. Venture. I'm sorry about the TVC 15.
JVJonas Venture, Sr.
Tom, I'm not worried about that tin can, I'm worried about you. You're not dying on me, and that's an order!
[Rusty walks in, half asleep]
TVThaddeus "Rusty" Venture
What's goin' on, Pop?
JVJonas Venture, Sr.
Everything's fine, son. You're havin' a nightmare. Kano! Take Rusty downstairs and get him some warm milk.
MTMajor Tom
[over radio] I've got a message for the Action Man.
JVJonas Venture, Sr.
He's listening, Tom. Go ahead.
MTMajor Tom
I'm happy. Hope you're…happy too. [Action Man tears up] I've loved all I need to love.
JVJonas Venture, Sr.
Don't talk like that, Tom. You're gonna make it. Fight it!
[Tom lets go of the controls]
MTMajor Tom
I'm…feeling very still. And…I think my spaceship knows which way to go. Tell my wife I love her. Very much.
JVJonas Venture, Sr.
She knows!
[Tom smiles placidly]
JVJonas Venture, Sr.
Ground control to Major Tom, your circuit's dead! There's something wrong! Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear me? MAJOR TOM!
[The TVC 15 plunges into the ocean, the shockwaves nudging the Venture ship. Action Man takes off his helmet in tribute.]
AMAction Man
Ashes…to ashes.
[Action Man flies in, guns blazing]
[He violently guns down several henchmen]
AMAction Man
Action! Action! Action!
Whoa-whoa-whoa Rodney, what the hell are you doing?
AMAction Man
What!? I'm winning the day!
Well take it down a notch! I mean, Ook-Ook's a mindless savage. And even he knows when to pull his punches!
Hey fellas, if I can get you to gather in the next room for a moment, I like to... What is this? Are you selling autographs?
AMAction Man
Like gangbusters. We made table-money in like the first five minutes.
You can’t do that here. You’re cheapening the memory.
CGCol. Gentlemen
Listen Pot-Noodle, we are the memory, OK. Now I saw your "suggested donation box" on the way in. So unless your giving us a cut at the door, I suggest you go rouse Spider-man and the Great Gazoo over there.
SScaramantula
[On the other table] Look at them, ratting us out to the man. Cowards!
[The old Team Venture and Brainula are on the boat heading towards Spider-Skull Island]
BBrainulo
I remember, when this was all under water.
AMAction Man
Thats always sad when that happens.
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