“Now Museum, Now You Don't” · Season 3
In this episode: Doctor Thaddeus Venture (4), Brock Samson (4), Action Man (4), Col. Gentleman (2), Dean Venture (1), Pete White (1), Pirate Captain (1), Jonas Venture Jr. (1)
[Action Man flies in, guns blazing]
Actiooooon!
[He violently guns down several henchmen]
Action! Action! Action!
Whoa-whoa-whoa Rodney, what the hell are you doing?
What!? I'm winning the day!
Well take it down a notch! I mean, Ook-Ook's a mindless savage. And even he knows when to pull his punches!
[The Pirate Captain walks in on Sally Impossible while she's getting out of the shower. They both scream, and Sally's skin turns invisible, revealing her musculature. The Pirate Captain screams and runs out]
Oh, man. This is all kinds of uncomfortable. On, like, a couple of levels!
[Ned jumps into the rear seat of Professor Impossible's aircraft]
Ya! Super-car go! Go car!
I can't believe you slept with... Killermanjaro! I had no idea he...
Neither did he, 'til the day he tried to ambush me in the middle of a threesome with Gore Vidal and Wally Schirra.
[Telepathically] You fantasize about conquering... the mother from Growing Pains?!
Oh, yeah, that episode where they showed her in the bathtub?
This is gonna be one of those things, isn't it?
Uh-huh.
I mean, you get a bunch of short-fused, costumed idiots together in one room like this, and what do you think's gonna happen? Any minute now, stuff's gonna start blowing up, guys'll be throwing each other at other guys.
Yeah, probably.
You know, when you're not the one in the middle of it all for once, it's actually totally, completely obvious.
Welcome to my life.
...but it's a melee, you live for that crap!
I'm your bodyguard, not your brother's. He can put out his own fire.
It’s too bad Col. Gentlemen couldn’t be here to basks in the glory with you. Oh, or did you guys get him killed too?
[Col. Gentlemen taps Dr. Venture on the shoulders and punches him in the face]
Its the ghost of Col. Gentlemen!
Thats for breaking my step-daughter’s heart.
Hey-hey-hey hey, now!
Don’t you try it Prince Adam, this old panther's still got moves that will make your mullet spin.
But, you’re suppose to be dead?
Nonsense, I'm a Ox.
Wait, Brock, don’t. We have to go back.
What?
He’s family and he’s in trouble. He needs us.
[Laughs] Get the fuck out of here.
Hah-hah. Had you going for a minute there, didn’t I? Huh!
Yeah.
Had you going.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey fellas, if I can get you to gather in the next room for a moment, I like to... What is this? Are you selling autographs?
Like gangbusters. We made table-money in like the first five minutes.
You can’t do that here. You’re cheapening the memory.
Listen Pot-Noodle, we are the memory, OK. Now I saw your "suggested donation box" on the way in. So unless your giving us a cut at the door, I suggest you go rouse Spider-man and the Great Gazoo over there.
[On the other table] Look at them, ratting us out to the man. Cowards!
[The old Team Venture and Brainula are on the boat heading towards Spider-Skull Island]
I remember, when this was all under water.
Thats always sad when that happens.
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