Doctor Venture quotes from The Venture Bros.

Brock

Doc, you’re OK.

I swallowed a gold filling during the crash, so we have to hook up the metal detector to the toilet again. What did we miss?

Hank

The guy from Labyrinth turned into a bird!

Col. Venture

Samuel, the orb is a source of untold power! We must take our time and learn how to harness that power for the good of mankind!

Woah there, the orb is ours. The guild will decide what is best for mankind!

For shame! This guild was founded to protect and serve man at his best, not to be a guild .. of calamitous intent!

Hank

I'm telling you there's like a skunk ape out there or something.

Hank, sit down and pretend to be sane. Dean, what are you doing?

Dean

I can't feel my left arm. How old do you have to be to have a heart attack?

Hank

In regular years, or pansy years?

Dean

Whatever! Why!? Why can't I just have a normal life?

I had that dream once too.

Doc Venture

You don't know me. Why in my prime I saw some things that would make your head spin!

Yeah, I saw a guy's head spin, like right off his neck. Why? 'Cuz I punched him! Top That!

Doc Venture

Okay, okay... My father made me kill a man, KILL A MAN, with a house key! I was ten.

That's nothing. I ate a whole Labrador retriever once! I'm serious!

Look at us. We're hiding from our true selves. I'm a fighter, not a lover. And you...you were Rusty Venture once. Maybe the most fearless boy adventurer ever.

Doc Venture

Maybe the most?