“The Family That Slays Together, Stays Together (Part II)” quotes from The Venture Bros.

Well, this is as far as I go. There's a rental car waiting for ya, quarter-mile south of here. Keys and a new I.D. in the glove box, Cochise. Good luck to ya, man.

Brock

Yeah, I uh... I only got one problem with that plan... Hank never called you! (draws out his knife and places it against the Cleaner's neck.)

[sitting on red convertible, wearing white sweats] I did. Figured even the mighty Brock Samson might have trouble fighting the entire OSI.

Brock

Molotov, I don't know why I'm surprised. How'd you find us?

You haven't exactly been discreet.

Brock

Oh, like that get-up is? Though, I gotta admit for a disguise, it's pretty good. Hardly recognized ya.

Wha-what dis... I'm off duty.

Brock

Haha. That's-That's how you dress when you're not catwomaning around?! I may have to rethink this whole relationship.

Hank

Who is that hood rat Brock's talking to? He can get any shorty he wants!

The Monarch

(upon discovering O.S.I. agents) Guh! Who the hell are those guys?!

They're henchmen for the Monarch, sir.

What the hell's a monarch?

Low-level Guild troublemaker. Used to arch Dr. Venture.

Then he arched Dr. Venture.

Brock

(over the comm) Aww come on, general. Is that any way to treat my friends?

Those clowns are with you? What in the hell is going on here, Samson?!

Brock

Oh, just trying to even the playing field, sir. (switches off)

Looks like Samson's gone over to the Guild, sir.

Uhh, want me to give the order to take out the big cocoon?

Is that what that thing is? Jeepers, crappers! No! If Samson pulled a full-on Judas, there's no tellin' what kind of trade secrets he might have given up! I want him alive. Ground forces!!

The Monarch

Henchmen!!

Form battle squadrons and prepare for full assault on my order!

Hank

I'm telling you there's like a skunk ape out there or something.

Hank, sit down and pretend to be sane. Dean, what are you doing?

Dean

I can't feel my left arm. How old do you have to be to have a heart attack?

Hank

In regular years, or pansy years?

Dean

Whatever! Why!? Why can't I just have a normal life?

I had that dream once too.

Doc Venture

You don't know me. Why in my prime I saw some things that would make your head spin!

Yeah, I saw a guy's head spin, like right off his neck. Why? 'Cuz I punched him! Top That!

Doc Venture

Okay, okay... My father made me kill a man, KILL A MAN, with a house key! I was ten.

That's nothing. I ate a whole Labrador retriever once! I'm serious!

Look at us. We're hiding from our true selves. I'm a fighter, not a lover. And you...you were Rusty Venture once. Maybe the most fearless boy adventurer ever.

Doc Venture

Maybe the most?