King Gorilla quotes from The Venture Bros.

You're probably wondering why you're here, YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE YOU DONE FUCKED UP TOO MANY TIMES! You think you're hot shit in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a dixie cup! And if you keep like you've been doin', this is where heading.

(snickering)

Oh, that's funny to you right? Cause you so fuckin bad? I know your type. You think, "I'll just get me a costume and rip off the neighborhood kids." Next thing you know you've got a jet shaped like a skull with lasers on the front.

This is totally gay.

What?! You think this is gay, huh? Is that what you fucking said, you scrawny piece of shit? Oh, this isn't gay! But King Gorilla over there is, and I'll bet he can't wait to break off a piece of your dick in his ass! (King Gorilla makes kissing lips)

You - get up! I SAID GET THE FUCK UP! What's your name?

Dean

Dean Ven...

YOUR NAME IS BITCH! And I own you. YOU'RE PROPERTY! And when I'm tired of having sex with every hole God drilled in your slender frame - King Gorilla, you got a cigarette? There, I just sold you for a cigarette, and I don't smoke! (pause) Holy shit, you're Dean fucking Venture! King, I gotta buy my bitch back, here's your cigarette.

Fuck you, gimme a dollar!

Hey! Hey! What the f.. Are you raping me?!

No... well, I was gonna.

Gonna?! What the fuck, King?!

I couldn't get it up.

AGH! [Holds hands to ears] Lalalalalalala...

You're built too much like a girl! I couldn't get into it.

[stops 'la' -ing] What... What a... this isn't even my cell! What'd you do, take me to your place?

Well I got porn here... it helps.

AAGH! [Puts hands back to ears as he leaves the cell] Lalalalalalala...

You and your Guild can go screw. Ten years of payin' dues and what do they do to keep me out of here when I got caught!?!

Oh, what could we do? You eviscerated and sodomized Vince Neil on national television.

Hey, I only sodomized half of him! They wanted The Surreal Life, K.G. GAVE it to 'em!