Cody quotes from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

Cody

(to Barbara) Your my latka!

Barbara

(confused) I'm your potato pancake?

Zack

[to Cody] Dude, you're jealous of a rumor and I'm not even sure I heard it right

Cody

(crying) Oh, great! Now I've ruined my life by dumping Barbara, (squeaky) I have NOTHING!

Carey

You have a family that loves you.

Cody

(still crying) I mean something that I care about!

London

The Internet's broken.

Cody

I doubt that. The Internet's a global network of fiber-optic backbones with file save access points and redundant router protocols.

London

The Internet's broken.

This never has a good answer, but what are you doing?

Cody

Our science project. Zack and I have to find and identify microbes in our home environment!

Zack

[on a couch reading a magazine] That’s right, so let the boy do our work.

Maybe you should work on leaving.

Zack

Did you know there are more germs on a telephone than a toilet seat?

Cody

I used the phone today! And a toilet!!

Zack

They’re gettin’ you from both ends. Oh! And you don’t even want to know about your pillowcase.

Cody

What! What about my pillow case!

Zack

It has a million little dust mites. Party over here, party over there, let’s all eat Cody’s hair!

Cody

I gotta go shampoo! [runs out]

Carey

Stop torturing your brother.

Zack

Look who’s talkin’. You almost made liver.

Carey

Zack, what were you thinking?!

Zack

Well you see--

Carey

I don't wanna hear it! Cody, what was going through your mind?

Cody

It's just--

Carey

Zip it, mister!

Cody

I've got to get my job back. When is Mom going to leave?

Zack

Don't worry. I'll handle it. (To Carey) Hey, Mom. When are you going to leave?

Zack

Mom, you need a vacation. And by "you", I mean "we".

Cody

Let's go to the Pawtucket Aquarium! I hear they just opened their 'swim with the jellyfish' attraction. They won't sting you if you cover yourself in whale urine.

Zack

I'd rather get stung!