Zack quotes from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

Zack

[racing up to Moseby, to stop his plan to turn all children into adults] I'm gonna take your machine!

No, you're not.

Zack

Well, who's gonna stop me?

Cody

[complaining about a noisy party in the room above] Isn't that inconsiderate?

Zack

Yeah, it sure is. They didn't invite me.

Cody

You can't go! We need our sleep. We are finely tuned athletes in training.

Zack

We put cans... in bags!

Cody

But quickly!

London

Zack! I can't sleep. I need my white noise machine.

Zack

And you're telling me this because...?

London

Sound like a tropical rain forest!

Zack

[makes tropical sounds]

London

Too apeman. Make wave sounds!

Zack

Woosh! Woosh!

London

More... French Riviera.

Zack

Le woosh! Le crash!

Cody

Zack, keep London in the bath.

Zack

Great. I'll go grab my snorkel.

Cody

Nice try, dork-el.

Arwin

Carey, wait. Aren't you gonna read a bedtime story? Mother always reads me a story.

Zack

Yeah, Mom used to read us stories too. Then we turned six.

Arwin

You're never too old for a classic. [takes out a book]

Carey

The Little Engineer That Could. Ahh, let me guess. It's about a hotel engineer that thought he couldn't fix something and then he can.

Arwin

You saw the movie!

Maddie

I never got a lead role when I went to Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow. Every single Christmas, I was the wise man who brought myrhh!

Zack

What is myrhh anyway?

Maddie

I don't even know, okay? The point is, I wanna get a part where I don't have to wear a beard.

Cody

(after Mr. Baine faints) Anyone have any smelling salts?

Zack

I have an old gym sock in my locker.

(wakes up) I'm alright.

Zack

Ah, Amber, it seems we have Biology class together.

This is Chemistry.

Zack

You feel it, too?

Zack

[to Cody] You're a dork, no offense.

Cody

You know, just because you say "no offense" doesn't excuse the offensive remark that inevitably follows.

Zack

Well, in that case, you're a dork. Offense intended.

Nia

This is terrible. Uncle Marion's gonna send me back to live with my mom.

Zack

Can I come with you? Because after this, I won't be able to live with mine.

London, let me go to your science class for you?

London

Thanks, but you don't look like me. Lenny Woo is going

But he's a guy.

London

I paid him extra to wear a dress. (Lenny stumbles around wearing a girl's outfit with high heels)

Nia

I can't believe the princess is having a perfect first day. This stinks!

Zack

That could be the garbage in my underpants.

Zack

Cody? You got sent to the principal's office?

Cody

Not sent, invited! She likes to meet all of her honor students.

Zack

It's the first day at school!

Cody

I did some work over the summer.

Zack

I hate you.

Cody

I know.

Zack

[to Carey] Hey, Mom! I need your help. I got gum in my ear.

And nothing in your head.

Daaaaaa----Daaaaaaa

Cody

Aww. He said his first word.

Zack

Actually his first word was "Aaaargh!". But still Awwwwwww.

Zack

Hey, Arwin! Break out your chainsaw. I need help carving my Zack-o-lantern.

Cody

At least when you stick a candle in his head, he'll be bright.

Zack

(laughs) Hey, wait a minute!

Zack

Arwin, there's something in the basement in your secret room!

Arwin

(nervously) I don't know anything about a secret room.

Cody

The one behind the bookcase!

Arwin

I don't know anything about a bookcase.

Zack

Arwin!

Arwin

I don't know any Arwin.