The Sopranos · Season 1
'Cause he's a fucking mental weakling.
I know.
You don't know shit Mikey. He's seeing a psychiatrist fer chrissake. How about that huh? My nephew is seeing a psychiatrist. It makes me wanna cry.
No shit...
Indictment's being prepared. He's spilling his guts.
I fucking knew it.
No, you didn't fucking know it, I just told you.
Hey grandma how come yous not supposed to breathe in a cemetery?
Who says?
It's a joke for chrissakes...say why.
'Cuz you'll make the dead people jealous.
Hey mama Livia, how are you? Do you remember me, Larry Boy Barese.
I know who you are. You lit an apartment house on fire and scared your mother half to death.
Momma's movin' in here on the 15th.
Oo, I like your shoes Larry Boy.
Eh, Momma hasn't been well in the mind. Last week she threw a jar of artichokes at me.
Well, she better not throw any artichokes at me.
Coach Don Hauser: You tell your friends I know all about them.
If you did, you'd do what they want.
Heh...is that a threat? How quickly things change. Let me tell you something Guido...
My name is Clarence.
Your mobster friend gonna do something crazy?
If I had any balls I would do it myself.
Massive Genius: You people are alright. Godfather? I've seen that movie 200 times. Godfather II was definitely the shit. The third one, a lot of people didn't like it, but I think it was just misunderstood.
You know, Tony, it's a multiple choice thing with you. 'Cause I can't tell if you're old-fashioned, you're paranoid, or just a fucking asshole.
Hey, whose fuckin' welfare check you gotta cash to get a burger around here?!
Hey, did you ever see that picture of Galante dead with a cigar hangin' out of his mouth.
Dr. Bruce Cusamano: It's a fuckin' beautiful hit.
Bold men make bold statements.
Why'd they send you over, I'm lookin' for a burger, not converted rice!
You're talking to the wrong white man, my friend. My people were the white man's nigger when yours were still painting their faces and chasing zebras.
Let me share wit' you what I suspect about this gangsta rap shit. I think you probably got a degree in sociology from a city college.
I grew up in the projects, Delta-13, killed a man. Later on I got a degree, but urban planning.
You're kinda cute when you're bein' a bad boy.
I'm not gonna hurt a man that I love because of some cop gossip from a degenerate fuckin' gambler with a badge. You understand me?
You know... You got an amazing ability to sum up a man's whole life in a single sentence. "Degenerate gambler with a badge." You're a pisser, you're a real pisser.
Well I'm sorry, I'm under a little bit of pressure here. I don't have time to suck your dick.
Jimmy and Pussy. Two fat fucks with black hair.
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