Hesh Rabkin quotes from The Sopranos

Hesh

You're talking to the wrong white man, my friend. My people were the white man's nigger when yours were still painting their faces and chasing zebras.

Hesh Rabkin

Did you hear the one about the Jewish terrorist? He was gonna hijack a plane but he didn't wanna use his miles.

Hesh Rabkin

Hey...whoah...whoah..whoah...whoah. Back up. Hitler?

Silvio Dante

Yeah that Indian..uh..from the protest was whinin' about the wilderness, they had him on TV and he called Columbus Hitler.

Hesh Rabkin

You're talkin' outta your ass. Columbus and Hitler? You're trivializing the Holocaust. Frankly, Reuben, if you've got that kind of covert anti-semitism, I'd like you to leave my house.

Hesh Rabkin

That's right.

Silvio Dante

(A series of phone conversations) Adriana got caught givin' the big guy a blowjob.

Bobby Baccilieri

And when the paramedics found them, she had his cock still in her mouth.

Hesh Rabkin

Now, statistics show that most single-car fatalities are the result of guys poppin' their load behind the wheel.

Uncle Junior

Apparently, he came all over the sun visor.

Vito Spatafore

(about Eugene Pontecorvo committing suicide) I knew 'im better than anybody, but still...maybe he was a homo, felt there was no one he could talk to about it. That happens too.

Hesh Rabkin

Good thing Tony never heard about him killing himself, at least. Got enough on his plate.