The Sopranos · Season 1
Alright, lemme hear it.
Jimmy Altieri: Rusty Irish.
What about him?
Larry Boy Barese: He took a header off the falls.
Raymond Curto: That's the closest that junkie fuck ever got to a bath.
Yeah, well I got news for you. That junkie fuck was my biggest earner. During the football season, he moved more cards than 10 guys put together. And another thing, a certain friend of ours should've checked with me before he did a favor for the old man Capri.
What's the one thing, every woman, your mother, your wife, your daughter, have in common?
They all break my balls.
All due respect to New York, I don't think you should be tellin' my uncle how ta run things.
You think I got the balls ta drive in from New York and tell your uncle how he should run his family? I shouldn't expect to see the Statue of Liberty again if I did that, huh?
I was proud to be Johnny Soprano's kid. When he beat the shit out of that guy, I went to the class, I told them how tough my father was.
He goes to talk about his mother. That's what he's doing. He talks about me, he complains. 'She didn't do this, she did that.' Oh, I gave my life to my children on a silver platter, and this is how he repays me.
I bet that gym teacher shit a brick when your little friend puked on his boots, huh Anthony? (Anthony Junior laughs)
Wanna encourage him Uncle Jun'?
Hey, whatever happened ta boys will be boys?
He stole from the church.
How come he's not in school?
Because he was a bad boy.
(to Dr. Jennifer Melfi) Don't start talkin' ta me about legitimate business. What about chemical companies? Dumpin' all that shit into the rivers and they get all these deformed babies poppin' all over the place.
(Christopher watches Jeffrey Wernick on television) They will undoubtedly be focused on the, as yet unsolved, execution style slaying of Soprano family associate Brendan Filone. Was it part of a power struggle? My sources tell me that Filone...
No one would ever had ranked him as associate.
...is a loyal soldier, if you will, and he winds up dead...for no as yet apparent reason.
Soldier?! Brendan Filone...associate, soldier?! Fuck you! (Christopher throws his remote at the television)
You motherfucker! You shot my foot!
It happens.
Fucking amazing though, huh? You know what, that news guy, he said the words Brendan Filone, I'm telling you, the hairs on the back of my neck stood up. I mean, I knew the guy.
I got no identity. Even Brendan Filone's got an identity, he's dead.
Boot your computer, the cops are coming.
So?
You want them to see all that porno you downloaded?
Shit.
Just so you understand,that i have to charge you for the missed session.
What are you talkin' about?
We agreed on that on our very first meeting.
I know, but i just explained to you my situation.
I understand, but it's important that we respect the agreement.
What if i got hit by a car?
But you weren't.
I know, but what if?
But you weren't.
I know that, but, but what if?
You weren't.
Why don't you answer my fuckin' question?
I will not.
You won't? All right, fine, fine. Here. Here you go.Of course, 'cause this is what it's all about? Motherfuckin', cocksuckin' money! Here.
I don't understand that comment, and i don't appreciate being made to feel afraid.
I don't appreciate feelin' like i pour my heart out to a fuckin' call girl.
Is that how you see me?
Not until now. But it's obvious you don't give a shit about my situation or what's happenin' with me! Otherwise, you wouldn't be shakin' me down.
It'll show as "paid" on your next month's bill.
Fine.Stick it up your ass.
Who invented the mafia?
What?
La cosa nostra, who invented that?
Who cares?
Wasn't it salvatore lucana, better known as charlie "lucky" luciano who organized the five families? Lucchese, gambino, bonnano, profaci.
Is there somethin' you wanna say to me?
I just like history, like you, dad.
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