Vin Makazian quotes from The Sopranos

Tony Soprano

What the hell are you doin'? (after seeing Vin pissing near Green Grove retirement community)

Tony Soprano

An hour? What are you a woman, get a bladder transplant, my mother lives here.

Vin Makazian

Yeah, well, that's not real convenient for me.

Tony Soprano

That's not convenient, I'm sorry, why don't we meet down by your precinct, you know the government would love a few pictures of us together for the scrapbook. (sarcastic)

Tony Soprano

I'm not gonna hurt a man that I love because of some cop gossip from a degenerate fuckin' gambler with a badge. You understand me?

Vin Makazian

You know... You got an amazing ability to sum up a man's whole life in a single sentence. "Degenerate gambler with a badge." You're a pisser, you're a real pisser.

Tony Soprano

Well I'm sorry, I'm under a little bit of pressure here. I don't have time to suck your dick.

Tony Soprano

This better be good. I was takin' my kid fishin'.

Vin Makazian

Ah, Jesus, what...no hiya Vin, how's it doin' Vin, what do ya think Vin...

Tony Soprano

I...I...I thought we understood each other, right? I don't give two shits about you, your family, or whether you take it up the ass.