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S1 E15Unfinished Business

NGNucci Gualtieri

Is it true what they're saying?

Who? About what?

NGNucci Gualtieri

The ride, the one that broke. You need to make a novena, Paulie. Those poor children.

What are you talkin' about?

NGNucci Gualtieri

You let Saint Elzear go without his hat.

Will you listen ta this? Fuck that voodoo, huh?

NGNucci Gualtieri

You cursed your mother, a blessed nun.

She had it comin'. Ya both did.

NGNucci Gualtieri

I didn't bring you up like that.

You're a fake. That's how you brung me up. Fuck the two o' yous.

LLLiz La Cerva

Carmela Soprano. How's your daughter?

LLLiz La Cerva

Well, mine is dead.

Oh my God, when? What happened?

LLLiz La Cerva

When? That piece of shit, your nephew.

They broke up, Liz. She ran off.

LLLiz La Cerva

She doesn't call me for almost two years? My birthday? Christmas?

You two always did have a very difficult relationship.

LLLiz La Cerva

The FBI came to my home. You'd be amazed at the questions they asked me.

LLLiz La Cerva

They admitted...they think that he killed her.

Come on, Liz...you're drunk.

LLLiz La Cerva

Drunk? It's called depression. I haven't had a drink in years.

I ran into Liz La Cerva at the feast.

Yeah...

She has got it in her head that Christopher killed Adriana.

Uhuh...what? That's insane.

I know. Then again, he does have a history of being free with his hands.

Oh, that makes him O.J.? She was probably drunk Carm.

I really don't think she was.

Alright...let me school you on domestic violence, okay? First and foremost, there's always a body. And ninety nine out of a hundred, and this comes straight from my cop buddies, it happens either in the bedroom or in the kitchen. He killed her, believe me with the forensics they got nowadays, the...uh...fibers, we'd know about it.

The FBI came to her house, Liz.

That's exactly my point. If they thought he did it, how fast do ya think they'd haul his ass in? Sour grapes, Carm. He dumps her daughter, all of a sudden he's Scott fuckin' Peterson.

I thought Ade dumped him.

You know what I mean. She was a sweet girl, Ade. But the two of them together was a toxic relationship.

Yeah, they did have a rough time of it.

And he's doin' great, Christopher. He's a different person. He's married. He's got a kid on the way. He's focused. Let's not sabotage his progress.

Anyway, Bobby's vision's fucked now. They're hopin' the repair will take. I mean, he could be a candidate for a cornea transplant.

He should be a candidate for a brain transplant.

Anthony Infante: Listen, as far as that thing goes...the coffee with the chicory...

The fuck is that?

AIAnthony Infante

Oh shit. I suck at talkin' like this John, I'm sorry. Our friend with the stomach.

In town or near home?

AIAnthony Infante

Your neighbor. A.S.

Yeah, all right. Just say the thing I asked you to do. The coffee with the fuckin' chicory. Is he gonna get it for me?

AIAnthony Infante

Yes. Bad news is that he wants ten cups for himself. Not seven.

Alright. Done. Did you pick up the birthday cake for Gin with the marzipan flowers?

AIAnthony Infante

The stuff behind the pool?

No, an actual fuckin' cake. It's her birthday.

Guys her age were always buyin' me ice cream, givin' me baseball cards. Kissin' my ass to get in good with her.

Sounds a little like jealousy.

No guy wants his sister to be the town pump.

You weren't sexually threatened?

Oh, Jesus Christ. Will you make up your fuckin' sick mind? First it's my mother, now I wanna fuck my sister?

It's normal, not sick. That she functioned as the focus of your early sexual feelings. In fact, it was probably mutual.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

(standing) Tony...hey.

(sitting) What the fuck?!

My brother's over there!

What's that supposed ta mean?

Nuthin. He's just there, that's all.

You sandbag me, I cut your fuckin' throat open.

I'm sorry. I didn't know what else ta do. I want back in. Can I sit?

No you can't sit!

It was complicated, I was workin' things out.

I'm sure it gets complicated, when you're taking it up your fag ass.

I'm not a fag, I never was.

'Scuse me?

It was the medication I was on. For my blood pressure. It fucked with my head, but I'm over that now. I could probably get a letter from my doctor.

A note from your doctor sayin' you don't like to suck cock?

First off. I pay my way back in. I got two hundred K that goes directly to you, personally. No one else needs to know. Long term...I know construction's out. Those guys...but Meth, running girls, a lot more tolerant atmosphere. I got contacts in A.C. With your support, I could set myself up there. I'd be close, but not too close. Ton'. Please, don't turn your back on me. (Tony leaves)

How 'bout the fact that I hate my son? I come home, he's sittin' on the computer in his underwear...wastin' his time in some chitchat room goin' back an' forth with some other fuckin' jerkoff... gigglin' like a little school girl. I wanna fuckin' smash his fuckin' face in.

DGDominic Gamiello

That pool cue, I wonder if it was chalked. (about the one shoved up Vito's ass when he was killed)

Very funny Dom. Very cute. I don't quite get it, but cute.

DGDominic Gamiello

Hey you know the autopsy found a three ball in his side pocket.

You're on a run.

DGDominic Gamiello

They found a hanky with Carlo's lipstick in his other pocket. I'm just breakin' balls. You're right though...shouldn't laugh about a tragedy. That old homo actor Raymond Navarro, had an ivory dildo stuck up his ass when they found 'im.

Pretty up on all this shit, huh Dom?

DGDominic Gamiello

Come to think of it, he was from Jersey too.

What'd they find up your mother's cunt?

Time ta hit the trail for Metuchen, huh, whaddya say?

DGDominic Gamiello

My mistake. Carlo's lipstick was on Vito's cock.

(Silvio slams Dominic in the back of the head and a fight ensues where Carlo and Silvio attack Dominic at the same time) Hit 'im! Hit this prick.

DGDominic Gamiello

Carlo, no!! Carlo!!! (Carlo stabs Dominic numerous times, killing him)

Tomorrow morning seven a.m. you go to this address, you ask for a Mr. Caravalho. I just got off the phone with him.

At seven in the morning? For what?

You're gonna be workin' construction.

What?

Ferryin' cement in a wheelbarrow.

So it's outdoors?

Yeah.

Well, it's wintertime.

You got a lot o' those hooded sweatshirts. Like the mulignans wear that you watch on MTV. You can double up.

Come on, this is bullshit.

Every penny you make, you keep. We won't charge you any rent. And believe me, the pay is good, it's a union job. I just wanna see you do good. You're my son and I love you.

Look, I'm just gonna have to leave your friend in the lurch when I go back to school.

That's okay. He deals with that all the time.

I'd just as soon keep searching online.

I'm sure you would. But if you're not at that site tomorrow morning, I'm gonna take away your car, and then I'm gonna take away your clothes. And then I'm gonna take away your room and I'm gonna take away your mother's cookin'. And pretty soon you're gonna be on the fuckin' street. (Tony steps away, grabs a helmet and smashes it into AJ's car window)

What the hell are you doing?

It might get a little drafty drivin' down there tomorrow. But I will have this fuckin' thing towed out o' here and ground up into fuckin' Brillo pads. I mean, look at it, you don't take care of it. Don't put me to the test.

As we know, Phil asked me to arrange this meeting after the fire in his wire room.

Correction. You asked me to fuckin' attend. I agreed.

Fair enough. Now I won't call it a sit-down because of the inclement negative implications. Let's think of it as... a meeting of minds. Now for whatever reason, certain incidents have expired lately that in addition to being dangerous could have an adverse impact on our respective bottom lines.

I know Vito's bottom was impacted if that's what you're referring to.

Call him what you will but you're talkin' about one of my captains.

Captain? The Good Ship Lollipop, right?

Phil, please.

Please, my ass. The man was a fuckin' disgrace.

Well, before he came outta the closet, he worked for me. And he put a lot of money in my pocket. And yours too.

Talk about earners? How 'bout Fat Dom Gamiello?

[Tony gestures to Silvio]

What about 'im?

He's M.I.A. A lot of people are concerned for his well-being.

So what the fuck would I know about that?

Well as coincidence would have it, he was last seen in New Jersey.

So was the Hindenburg. Maybe you wanna look into that too.

Tony, please. Phil. We're gettin' off point. I grew up in this, guys. And I just lost my friend Rusty. And for reasons I will discern in time, believe me. If there's one thing my father taught me, it's this; a pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold. My business, all of our businesses, this infighting's costing money.

I'm willin' to move forward. Let the past be bygones.

Fine with me.

A wise decision... on both your parts. Now what I'd love to see is a truce. Wipe the slate clean. The no-shows. The wire room. Vito... put it all behind us.

Yeah...

Your brother Billy, whatever happened there...

Alright then, uh...

"Whatever happened there?!"

The shooting.

"Whatever happened there?!"

God rest his soul, huh?

I'll tell you what fuckin' happened; this piece of shit's cousin...

Calm down Phil.

...put six bullets in the kid without any provocation whatsoever!

My cousin's dead.

Fuck you!

Phil, hey we were makin' headway here. I didn't mean to say...

Fuck what you meant, cocksucker! Come on!

[Phil and his gang leaves]

Jesus Christ, Carmine, what the fuck? Why would you possibly bring that up?

GTGerry Torciano

Don't get me wrong, I loved Dom more than anybody. My point is we don't know if Tony was behind this.

It's payback for Vito.

GTGerry Torciano

So why the fuck did they blow up the wire room?

Balls on this prick...

To blow up a store...you call that balls? Balls is you look a guy in the eye while you jam a ice pick through his lung.

I meant balls as in "nerve," "gall."

I know what the fuck you meant. Far as I'm concerned, this is like nine eleven. Tony wanted our attention? Fine. He got our attention. Now we wipe 'im off the planet.

You know that fat cocksucker says I look like the Shah of Iran?

Who does?

GTGerry Torciano

Tony...

I never got that at all...

Fat piece o' shit.

It's irrelevant, Phil. But he's testin' you...all the time. And you keep indulgin' him.

You're right. But whack a boss? I won't do that.

It's been done before.

And it was wrong then.

Eye for an eye then, huh? Pick somebody over there.

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