You came out of that shooting feeling each day is a gift. Well, this is a corollary to that.
A what?
You don't have to eat every dish of rigatoni. You don't have to fuck every female you meet.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
I told you. I had another dream about Ade in Paris. A French policeman told me she was dead and I had to tell her.
I know, Carm. Pepe Le Pew.
Julianna Skiff: (after sex with Chris) You ruined my dress.
Save it. Like Monica Lewinsky. Show your friends how hard you made me come.
We can have it all, Phil. Plenty for everybody.
(About killing a person) You know, come ta think of it, you never popped your cherry in that regard, right?
No.
Yet your old man was the fuckin' terminator.
(about playing Monopoly) You know, the Parker Brothers took time ta think this all out. I think we should respect that.
Fuck the Parker Brothers. Just play the game.
(After Tony makes a joke about Janice) Oh! What about my wife!?
You married her.
She's my home. No more talkin' like that!
It's okay Bobby.
Stay outta this! You Sopranos. You go too far.
Alright, you know, Jan. He's right, I'm sorry. I crossed the line, I apologize...won't happen again.
(After Bobby beats Tony up) What the fuck were you thinking?
You're my wife. He insulted you.
I'm a big girl. I can take care o' myself. Oh God, he is head of the family. Do you think he's just gonna wake up tomorrow and forget about this?
(looking at Tony sitting outside after getting beat up by Bobby) Fuckin' look at him out there.
What?
I've seen that sitting in the chair thing.
Come on...people sit in chairs...
GTGerry Torciano
All due respect, he's a great guy Doc, but boss material?
Important thing is we all work together, whoever winds up in the driver's seat.
GTGerry Torciano
Phil will, I'll never get it. The man was my mentor, was right there for the taking.
His heart Gerry, what's he gonna do?
GTGerry Torciano
That's my point though. What you just said. Johnny goes away, it's Phil's turn in the driver's seat and his heart gives out.
Right.
GTGerry Torciano
His heart.
I know, what?
GTGerry Torciano
It's a metaphor. He lost his balls is what I'm sayin'.
Just say it then. Walt fuckin' Whitman over here. (Their goomars come by) Ladies.
GTGerry Torciano
Hey.
You alright?
GTGerry Torciano
How you doin'?
GGoomar
Should we get some more wine?
GTGerry Torciano
Where's this fuckin' waiter, on sabbatical?
What's the name o' that sangovaise we had at quadrugate, huh, the night you- (Gerry Torciano gets gunned down by an assassin)
So how was Florida?
Hot and sticky...like my balls.
WFWarren Feldman
(Johnny lies in bed) I don't know if you heard but...Gerry Torciano. He was hit last week in Brooklyn.
Who?
WFWarren Feldman
Gerry Torciano. Was all over the news. They whacked 'im in some restaurant. Did you know 'im?
Yeah...uh...um...good guy. So hard to breathe.
The whole sequence with Sally Boy bangin' the fiance. You gotta tell Tony that was your idea.
It wasn't my idea.
What are you, fuckin' stupid now? He probably thinks I put it in there to embarrass him.
Why did you put it in there?
It was an idea. I don't know. Who knows where they fuckin' come from. Isaac Newton invented gravity 'cause some asshole hit 'im with an apple.
It's bad enough that I don't get credit for my own ideas. Now I'm supposed ta take responsibilty for some shit that's gonna get me in trouble. Fuck that man. (Christopher lifts an award from J.T.'s counter)
Human-itis award...? What's that?
Humanitas. From the Paulus Brothers, for writing themes of socially redeeming- (Christopher slams the award on J.T.'s head) Ow!
Look out the window! You see a fuckin' Hollywood sign out there? Maybe you talk ta your agent like that, but don't ever get fuckin' snippy on me again.
That cocksuckin' piece o' shit, Tony Soprano's cousin, I can't even say his name, murdered Billy. And what did I do about it? My weakness...sometimes I think it's in my DNA. My family took shit from the Amerigans the minute we get off the boat.
Come on, fuck you talkin' about?
Leotardo, that's my fuckin' legacy...no more Butchy...no more o' this.
Once in third grade, I got a ninety six on my spelling test, highest mark in the class, I was so proud. I brought it home to show my dad...what happened ta the other four points, he says. (Carter takes a pause) Fuck you! Fuck you! (Carter slams his fists together)
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