I've been your consigliere for a lot of years-
Don't go through a fuckin' preamble, just tell me what's on your mind!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
My cousin Anthony...went into business for himself. We all know this. In a way for which there is no excuse. He's got a problem with rage. He disappointed me, Anthony, in ways that I can't even begin ta tell you. And he put us all at risk. Irregardless, it's been made clear ta me that if they put their hands on him, he will not be dealt with quick. We're talkin' torture. For that reason, even if I knew where my cousin was, and I do not, I would not deliver him up ta them. I am offerin' him the same protection that I would offer any of you in similar circumstances. Now I know what you're gonna say, you're gonna say "Hey, Ton', I would never do what he did." God bless, I hope not. But we are a family, and even in this fucked up day and age that means somethin'. So we're gonna deal with this as a family, together. No matter how it affects anybody...personal safety-wise, financially-wise, whatever. I see that my nephew isn't here and, uh, it's important he lam it now. It's my desire that you circle the wagons, you support him. Until and as such.
Fuckin' somethin', this situation, eh?
Right.
I can't even get down ta Milt's, fence some jewelry.
Everybody with eyes in the back o' their head. Shit, I was Tony's driver.
It's amazing. You want me ta be honest? The favoritism Tony still shows for our fuckin' cousin after what he's done? What does Tony B. have on this guy? And I'm supposed ta maybe take a bullet for this skeeve.
After all your uncle's done for you? I need ta get into specifics?
(next to Benny Fazio's battered body in the hospital) This is fucked up.
What do ya wanna do about it?
What do I wanna do about it? I want that man there ta do somethin' about it. (referring to Tony) I want 'im ta give us the okay ta drive over ta Brooklyn, clean some fuckin' timepieces over there.
Tony Blundetto whacked the brother of a captain. Tony tried ta strike at them again, we should take him out.
(digging with shovel) Halfway ta China...there's nuthin' here.
Forty thousand I had. My share of the Bohack's haul from the seventies.
Did you wrap it right? It gets moldy...it could've disintegrated.
Wrap what?
The money.
He knows I need that money for my fuckin' retrial.
Who?
You know who.
No I don't know who, that's why I asked you.
Malanga.
Will you stop with that. Pussy Malanga's dead...six years now. I should dig him up already!
Deanne Pontecorvo: Did you talk ta Tony?
Looks good. He gave me a hug.
DPDeanne Pontecorvo
Did he like the watches?
Do I know my psychology? (sarcastic)
He was a good kid, Raymond.
The best.
At least he went fast. Not like Dick Barone, poor fuck.
Dick Barone died?
Lou Gehrig's disease.
You ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease?
Look, for Tony to-
DPDeanne Pontecorvo
Tony...Tony...why don't you kill 'im! Put a bullet in his fuckin' head!
I can't do that.
DPDeanne Pontecorvo
What, you think I don't know that you've done it before?
He's the boss Deanne.
DPDeanne Pontecorvo
The boss of what? He's a piece of shit!
The phone keeps ringin'. And then they hang up.
Probably salespeople.
I know who it is.
Pussy Malanga...I know. We'll get J. Edgar Hoover right on it.
GGovernment Agent
What are these?
A watch an' a pencil.
GGovernment Agent
Repeat the following sentence, "No ifs, ands or buts."
I'll do it if I fuckin' feel like it. Take your ultimatums and stick 'em in your ass.
GGovernment Agent
No...repeat the sentence.
(yelling) What is this person talkin' about?!
PBPerry Benedek
These people are trying to establish for the government, that if you shot Anthony Soprano, which we're not conceding, that it certainly wasn't intentional. That you were confused and disoriented.
GGovernment Agent
Don't coach him, please.
My nephew Anthony?!
PBPerry Benedek
That's why you're here in custody.
Where's Mel?
PBPerry Benedek
You dismissed Mr. Melvoin as your attorney and hired me, because of his paralyzed hand from his stroke, it made you nervous.
If somebody shot my nephew, it was him himself. He's a depression case.
What do we do about Junior?
He's in jail. That puts him out of our reach.
Not necessarily.
He's a demented old fuck. I say we do nothin'. Let 'im rot, sever all ties. End this embarrassment right now.
He "Marvin Gayed" his own nephew, the boss o' this family.
What happens ta Junior is Tony's call.
That's right.
Bobby, all due respect, where the fuck were you that night? Why was the skipper babysittin' Junior?
I had other family obligations. Ask my wife. Tony volunteered.
(about Eugene Pontecorvo committing suicide) I knew 'im better than anybody, but still...maybe he was a homo, felt there was no one he could talk to about it. That happens too.
Good thing Tony never heard about him killing himself, at least. Got enough on his plate.
Ahmed: Chris!
Oh. Ahmed. You guys here again? You oughta put up a tent on this fuckin' bar.
AAhmed
How's Tony? The girl said that he was hurt pretty bad...
He's keepin' his dick up.
AAhmed
His uncle did this to him? I was saying to Muhammad, why the hell-
Not somethin' we talk about.
Muhammad: Please, give Tony our best when you talk to him.
I will.
Vito already pulls down more scratch than anybody, from the unions.
Let 'im go ta the hospital first. That fat fuckin' kiss-ass. I'm buyin' Tony a nice little stereo fer the room.
He don't need that.
How's the skip doin'?
Same. You forget somethin'? Like my cut?
You believe this guy? You should've lost some weight in that nose, keep it outta everybody's business. I'm workin' on it.
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