That bitch is lucky I didn't kill her.
Well we all know that.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
They used to call me Ichabod Crane.
Some very sorry people, that's who.
SDr. Seepman
Janice, you're angry. What are your actual physical feelings right now?
I'd like to punch you in the face?
Carlo was told it was a go. If it didn't happen, how come nobody called?
A lotta things didn't happen that seem like they happen...your cousin didn't whack Joey, the Vespas never got into my hands.
You know douchebag, I realize I'm dreamin'.
I got no opinion, one way or the other.
You know what I been thinkin' about lately? Charmaine Bucco.
Nice set on her.
No, not like that. Well, maybe like that.
Where are we goin'?
Drivin' you ta the job.
CMCoach Molinaro
I suppose you blame it on your father when you're cryin' ta that shrink of yours.
No, more my mother.
CMCoach Molinaro
Of course, even better.
Like Popeye says, I yam what I yam.
Well I didn't marry a cartoon character.
First off, let me just say how sorry I am for you're loss. We all are.
Take your fuckin' sorrys, and stick in your ass.
I could say nothing. Be a heartless prick.
He tried to talk, he couldn't even say his last words. Anybody ever die in your arms, you cocksucker? A family member, somebody you love?
No.
Well give it time. See if I can't make that happen for you.
Whoa whoa whoa...
Alright, that's enough.
Was that fuckin' necessary? He shouldn't even've been here.
He's got a right to be here. He's got a right to a lot of things right now.
My cousin acted alone, I did not sanction this.
The 'lone gunman theory'...
You know how close he and Angelo were in the can. He flipped the fuck out!
When he whacked Joey Peeps, what flipped him out that time?
W-whaddaya want John, whaddaya want me to say?
I want your cousin on a fucking spit!
I don't know where he is.
Nobody does.
Fine. Maybe one of your other relatives then...
What, I gotta stand here being threatened now?
Right, Chrissy-
Alright alright alright, nobody's making threats! Look, Tony's in hiding, John.
You either deliver that prick to my door, or I will rain a shitstorm down on you and your family like you have never fucking seen. We're done here.
Fuck this piece of shit! I'm done!! You hear me? Put my life on the line, my fuckin' life.
Baby I hate seein' you like this!
Fuck family! Fuck loyalty. It costs 'em a dime, you're a fuckin' pariah! I gave that fuck pieces of my soul, Adriana. You know what he said to me? He said I should have a fuckin' drink!
When?
Up there when we were up in Uncle Pat's farm!
Well you don't need to listen to him. Isn't that why you have a sponsor?
Him and Tony B. Breakin' my balls! Teasin' me like when I was little. I mean, what kind of fucked up, underminin' shit is that to tell someone who's got the disease. You know I could take him out in a second that fat fuck! BANG! His kids wouldn't even give a shit!
Don't talk like that! You're a better man than he is - a better person.
Fuck all this shit with Paulie and all, you know what hurts me worse, right to my heart. Him and our asswipe cousin, that two-faced cocksucker. He can get us all killed with New York, and him Tony has to think about what to do with him now, after all this shit. Me, he don't need to fuckin' think! Well, maybe I need to think! Ever thought of that, you fat fuckin' scumbag!!!
That's the guy Adriana. My uncle Tony. The guy I'm goin' to hell for.
Billy Leotardo. What the hell was that?
Eddie Pietro: This Blundetto asshole went off the reservation.
Ho! 'Scuse me. How ya doin'? You're Joanne right?
JMJoanne Moltisanti
Who are you?
Well, we're friends o' your son's.
JMJoanne Moltisanti
My son doesn't live with me.
We're uh...from Alcoholics Anonymous.
JMJoanne Moltisanti
What's your name?
Well, we're anonymous. I see his car's out front.
JMJoanne Moltisanti
He went ta California or Vegas, I don't know.
California or Vegas. When did he leave?
JMJoanne Moltisanti
I'm sorry I have to go to work.
Where the fuck is he?
Jason Masucci: Phil uh...Phil...
JMJoanne Moltisanti
Leave me alone. (Phil grabs Joanne)
I had a brother your son's age.
JMJoanne Moltisanti
Please let go o' my hand.
Where the fuck is he you fuckin' cunt? I'll take that Discman and I'll ram it up your box.
JMJason Masucci
Philly, Philly...please...please. It's the guy's mother Phil. It's the guy's mother. (Joanne runs off)
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