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The Sopranos · Season 1, Episode 15

Government Agent, Uncle Junior and others in “Unfinished Business”

GGovernment Agent

What are these?

A watch an' a pencil.

GGovernment Agent

Repeat the following sentence, "No ifs, ands or buts."

I'll do it if I fuckin' feel like it. Take your ultimatums and stick 'em in your ass.

GGovernment Agent

No...repeat the sentence.

(yelling) What is this person talkin' about?!

PBPerry Benedek

These people are trying to establish for the government, that if you shot Anthony Soprano, which we're not conceding, that it certainly wasn't intentional. That you were confused and disoriented.

GGovernment Agent

Don't coach him, please.

My nephew Anthony?!

PBPerry Benedek

That's why you're here in custody.

Where's Mel?

PBPerry Benedek

You dismissed Mr. Melvoin as your attorney and hired me, because of his paralyzed hand from his stroke, it made you nervous.

If somebody shot my nephew, it was him himself. He's a depression case.

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