“Homer3 (Homer Cubed)” · Season 7
In this episode: Homer Simpson (3), Marge Simpson (3), Bart Simpson (2), Reverend Timothy Lovejoy (2), Patty (2), Lisa Simpson (1), Ned Flanders (1), Chief Wiggum (1)
[In echo voice] Hello? Can anybody hear me?
Homer, where are you?
Uh... I'm somewhere where I don't know where I am!
Do you see towels? If you see towels, you're probably in the linen closet again.
Just a second! ... No, it's a place I've never been before!
Heh, the shower! [Patty and Selma laugh]
Hey!
Homer, this is your physician, Dr. Julius Hibbert. Can you tell us what it's like in there?
Um, it's like, uh... did anyone see the movie Tron?
No.
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Yes. I no. I mean, no. No.
[Frink draws a strange diagram on the wall]
Well, where's my dad?
Well, it should be obvious to even the most dim-witted individual who holds an advanced degree in hyperbolic topology, n'gee, that Homer Simpson has stumbled into... [lights off] the third di-mension.
[switches the light on] Sorry.
[draws a square on the chalkboard] Here is an ordinary square.
Whoa, whoa! Slow down, egghead.
But suppose we extend the square beyond the two dimensions of our universe... along the hypothetical "Z" axis there.
[gasps]
This forms a three-dimensional object known as a cube, or a "Frinkahedron," in honor of its discoverer, n-gl'hey, n'hey.
[in echo voice] Help me! Are you helping me? Or are you going on and on?
Oh, right. And, of course, within we find the doomed individual.
Enough of your borax, Poindexter! A man's life is at stake. We need action!
[Wiggum takes out his gun and fires into the wall]
Take that, you lousy dimension!
[in echo's voice, disembodied] Help! I don't have much time.
That does it! I'm going in!
Bart! No!!
[Bart runs into the dimension, but Marge catches him and fails. He keeps running until he turns 3D too and looks around]
Cool man!
[the camera rotates and zooms out into a bird's-eye view of the green grid, Homer is nearing the edge of the green grid]
Oh, my God! I'm gonna be sucked into a black hole! I'm gonna be sucked into oblivion! And what's gonna become of me of the other side? I don't know!
I'll save you, Dad.
[Bart climbs onto the XYZ street sign]
I can't get any closer. You'll have to jump!
Piece of cake, son.
[runs into a hole, breaks into pieces]
Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap--
Aaaaaaaaah!
[the world exploses as Bart gets pulled back]
Bart! What happened?
Well, we hit a little snag when the universe sort of collapsed on itself. But dad seemed cautiously optimistic!
[in echo's voice] Craaaap!
Oh, Homie.
Be strong, Marge. I'm sure he's gone to a better place.
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