“Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace” · Season 7
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Groundskeeper Willie (2), Bart Simpson (1), Marge Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Chief Wiggum (1), Principal Skinner (1), Grampa Simpson (1)
[voice over] It all started on the 13th hour, of the 13th day, of the 13th month. We were there to discuss the misprinted calendars the school had purchased.
[shivering, looking at the calendar] Oh, lousy Smarch weather. [spies the thermostat with a note from Willy over it and reads it] "Do not touch. Willie." Good advice! [cranks it]
Our next budget item: $12 for doorknob repair.
Nay!
[A burning Groundskeeper Willie tries to escape, but the doorknob falls off]
Recharge fire extinguishers? Now, this is a, uh, free service of the fire department...
Nay!
Nay.
[Groundskeeper Willie tries to use the fire extinguisher, but it's empty; he breaks out of the furnace room and runs into the classroom]
[still on fire] Help! Please help me!
Willie, please! Mr. Van Houten has the floor.
Er, I, for one, would like to see the cafeteria menus in advance so parents can adjust their dinner menus accordingly. I don't like the idea of Milhouse having 2 spaghetti meals in one day.
[Groundskeeper Willie explodes into flame and screams for a few seconds; the parents turn to watch]
[looking like a skeleton] You'll pay for this...with your children's blood!
Oh, right. How are you going to get them? Skeleton power?
I'll strike where you cannot protect them... in their dreams!
Bart! Do you realize what this means? The next time we fall asleep, we could die!
Heh! Welcome to my world! [falls asleep and snores]
[Bart and Lisa try hard to stay awake that night. Lisa gives Maggie a Buzz Cola to drink while the three children watch "Asian Market Wrapup."]
There's a volcano waiting to erupt in the Pacific Rim. Its name: medium-term convertible debentures.
It's no use, Bart. We can't stay up forever.
You're right. The only thing left to do is go into my dream and force Willie into a final showdown. You stay awake, and if it looks like I'm in trouble, wake me up.
OK. But promise you won't be grouchy.
Hey, Lawn Boy! You missed a spot! [motions to the sandbox]
When I'm done with you, they'll have to do a compost-mortem!
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