Rex Banner quotes from The Simpsons ... TV Quotes Database

[Barney Gumble shows up drunk and puts his face against a diner window]

Hello fishies.[Belches]

[Rex Banner punches the window out with his bare hand and grabs Barney]

BBanner

Aright rummy, I'm gonna say it to ya plain and simple. Where'd ya pinch the hooch? Is some Blind Tiger jerkin' suds on the side?

[Pause] ...Yes?

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What kind of pet shop is full of rambunctious yahoos, and hot jazz music at 1 a.m.?

Umm...Ahh...The best damn pet shop in town.

[Rex Banner suspiciously eyes passers-by on the sidewalk. He grabs Ned Flanders.]

RBRex Banner

Are you the Beer Baron?

Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guil-diddly-ilty as char-diddly-arged.

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[To Eddie and Lou] He's not the Baron. But he sounds drunk. Bring him in!

[Next, he grabs Comic Book Guy]

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Are you the Baron?

Yes, but only by night. By day, I'm a mild-mannered reporter for a major metropolitan newspaper.

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Don't crack wise with me, tubby!

"Tubby?" [looking at his ample gut] Oh, yes. "Tubby."

[Homer and Bart suddenly pass by, towing behind them a wagon full of hops, barley and sour mash.]

Hey, Banner. How's it hangin'?

BBanner

None of your business.

Rex Banner quotes from The Simpsons