Number One quotes from The Simpsons

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This ritual is called Crossing the Desert. [leads Homer in front of a line of members with paddles]

Homer

[being spanked as he walks by] Ow ow ow ow ow ow!

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And this is we call the Unblinking Eye. [leads Homer again]

Homer

[being spanked again] Ow ow ow ow ow ow! [on the other side of the line] Hey, have ya ever noticed that the Crossing the Desert is a lot like the Unblinking Eye? It's exactly like The Wreck of the Hesperus.

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And now the final ordeal: The Paddling of the Swollen Ass... with paddles. [leads Homer a third time]

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Remove the Stone of Shame!

Homer

Woo-hoo!

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Attach the Stone of Triumph!

[After Homer bursts a giant bubble designed to stop him leaving] Why did you think a big balloon would stop him?

Shut up! That's why!