Number One and Homer in “Homer the Great”

Number One

This ritual is called Crossing the Desert. [leads Homer in front of a line of members with paddles]

Homer

[being spanked as he walks by] Ow ow ow ow ow ow!

Number One

And this is we call the Unblinking Eye. [leads Homer again]

Homer

[being spanked again] Ow ow ow ow ow ow! [on the other side of the line] Hey, have ya ever noticed that the Crossing the Desert is a lot like the Unblinking Eye? It's exactly like The Wreck of the Hesperus.

Number One

And now the final ordeal: The Paddling of the Swollen Ass... with paddles. [leads Homer a third time]