Nikki quotes from The Simpsons

Bart

Um, this is the last seat, so...

Nikki

My side, your side.

Bart

[looks at Nikki's pink pencil case with her name on it] Hi, Nikki. I'm Bart. This situation, it's nuts, right? Oh, look at you-- opening a book so you won't have to talk to me. I'm just gonna be tuning up the old armpit. [Bart blows his pitch pipe and does armpit fart sounds. Nikki slightly smiles.]

Bart

Oh, man, you girls ruin everything-- even vampires.

Nikki

Hey, vampires are cool outsiders who love girls who hate cheerleaders.

Bart

No, they're all about chomping neck. And they don't put product in their hair like this loser. [Draws a picture of a vampire holding a tommy gun and an alien's decapitated head]

Bart

They look like this. [Shows the picture he drew]

Nikki

[amazed] Awesome picture.

Bart

Can I draw a robot barfing screws on your arm with my Sharpie?

Nikki

I... I'd like that. [Nikki pulls up her sleeve, so Bart can draw a robot barfing screws on her right arm. He laughs while doing so and writes his name on the bottom.]

Bart

And... finished.

Nikki

Oh, Bart, I hate to see you like this. [She kisses Bart on the lips] Aw, look who's all confused.

Bart

Huh?

Bart

What the hell are you doing?!

Nikki

I'm kissing you, stupid.

Bart

You're the biggest psycho I ever met!

Nikki

You wanna stop?

Bart

Absolutely not.