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The Simpsons · Season 21

Bart and Nikki in “Stealing First Base”

Um, this is the last seat, so...

[Nikki scoots over for Bart to share her desk, but she takes out her Fruit by the Foot bar, and she pulls it out, putting a line between her desk]

My side, your side.

[looks at Nikki's pink pencil case with her name on it] Hi, Nikki. I'm Bart. This situation, it's nuts, right? Oh, look at you-- opening a book so you won't have to talk to me. I'm just gonna be tuning up the old armpit. [Bart blows his pitch pipe and does armpit fart sounds. Nikki slightly smiles.]

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