Oh, man, you girls ruin everything-- even vampires.
Hey, vampires are cool outsiders who love girls who hate cheerleaders.
No, they're all about chomping neck. And they don't put product in their hair like this loser. [Draws a picture of a vampire holding a tommy gun and an alien's decapitated head]
They look like this. [Shows the picture he drew]
[amazed] Awesome picture.
Can I draw a robot barfing screws on your arm with my Sharpie?
I... I'd like that. [Nikki pulls up her sleeve, so Bart can draw a robot barfing screws on her right arm. He laughs while doing so and writes his name on the bottom.]
And... finished.
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