Edmund quotes from The Simpsons

Lisa Simpson

[gasps] You're a vampire! I should be scared, but I'm not.

Edmund

Let us move between the trees the way a bat does... by jumping!

Edmund

[to Lisa] Sorry, my dad insisted on coming. [a bat appears and turns into Dracula] [clearly aggravated] Dad! I don't need a chaperone! I'm 400 years old!

You live in my crypt, you play by my rules!

Edmund

You're tearing me apart!

Look, I'm more than just a vampire. I'm a nut for Dixieland jazz. [plays jazz trumpet]

Edmund

[rolls his eyes and groans] You said you weren't gonna bring that!

I said I might not. [continues to play]

Edmund

[whispers to Lisa] They say vampires live forever, but I die of embarrassment every day.

Lisa

I know just how you feel.