“Sorry, my dad insisted on coming. Dad! I...” – Edmund, The Simpsons ... TV Quotes Database

[to Lisa] Sorry, my dad insisted on coming. [a bat appears and turns into Dracula] [clearly aggravated] Dad! I don't need a chaperone! I'm 400 years old!

DDracula

You live in my crypt, you play by my rules!

Edmund

You're tearing me apart!

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