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The Simpsons · Season 22

Dracula, Edmund and others in “Treehouse of Horror XXI”

DDracula

Look, I'm more than just a vampire. I'm a nut for Dixieland jazz. [plays jazz trumpet]

Edmund

[rolls his eyes and groans] You said you weren't gonna bring that!

DDracula

I said I might not. [continues to play]

Edmund

[whispers to Lisa] They say vampires live forever, but I die of embarrassment every day.

Lisa

I know just how you feel.

[Cut to Homer dancing with Santa's Little Helper]

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