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Devil Ned quotes from The Simpsons

Played by Hank Azaria · 5 quotes

Devil Ned

Played by Hank Azaria

The Simpsons · 3,477 quotes

In 5 of the 3,477 quotes from The Simpsons
Most scenes with: Homer Simpson (3)

Scenes with Devil Ned 5

[Devil Ned has give Homer an enchanted doughnut.]

Homer

Oooh!

Devil Ned

Now, remember, the instant you finish it, I own your soul for...

[Homer has already scarfed the doughnut, except for one small piece.]

Homer

Hey, wait. If I don't finish this last bite, you don't get my soul, do you?

Devil Ned

Well, technically, no, but...

Homer

[sing-song] I'm smarter than the Devil! I'm smarter than the Dev--

[Devil Ned angrily transforms into a huge, red demon.]

Devil

[deep voice] YOU ARE NOT SMARTER THAN ME! I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL YET, HOMER SIMPSON!!

[He vanishes into the floor. Homer smugly puts the last doughnut piece into his pocket.]

Homer

Not likely. He, he, he.

S5 Treehouse of Horror IV
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Devil Ned

I give you the Jury of the Damned: Benedict Arnold, Lizzie Borden, Richard Nixon.

RNRichard Nixon

But I’m not dead yet. In fact, I just wrote an article for Redbook.

Devil Ned

Hey, listen, I did a favor for you.

RNRichard Nixon

Yes, master.

Devil Ned

John Wilkes Booth, Blackbeard the Pirate, John Dillinger. And the starting line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers.

S5 Treehouse of Horror IV
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Homer

Did you see that? I did the deed, open up!

SPSt. Peter

[reading a newspaper] Oh I'm sorry, I wasn't looking.

Homer

Hey! I thought you guys could see everything!

SPSt. Peter

No, you're thinking of Santa Claus.

Homer

Well, I'll be damned.

SPSt. Peter

I'm afraid so, yes. [pulls a cord, sending Homer to hell & the sees the Devil standing behind him]

Homer

I am Homer Simpson--

Devil

Silence, sinner! Prepare for an eternity of horrible pain!

Homer

[as the Devil advances on him] Oh no...! [Devil starts giving Homer a noogie]

Devil

Ha-ha! [continues to Homer, as Homer cries in pain] Oh, be quiet. You'll wake up John Wayne.

JWJohn Wayne

[appearing from a nearby cave] I'm already up.

S12 Treehouse of Horror XI
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[Homer sees his family, but their usual surroundings are now covered in a hell-like setting with lava surrounding their home. Bart is running around in the lava being chased by locusts. Maggie is on top of a bin being scared by an evil teddy bear. Lisa runs by screaming.]

Lisa

[screams] Why didn't we listen to dad?!

Marge

[her hair covered in snakes] The worst part is I'll never see my Homie again!

The Devil

That's the worst part? Then I'm not doing my job! [laughs evilly, Marge is heard screaming as Homer watches in horror]

S16 Thank God It's Doomsday
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