Uhhh, you sir! Are we having fun tonight?
Having a great time.
Oh good!
Thanks, yeah.
Where were you on September 11th?
No! God!
“Michael's Last Dundies” · Season 7, Episode 21
In this episode: Jim Halpert (3), Deangelo (3), Michael Scott (2), Pam Beesly (1), Andy Bernard (1), Kevin Malone (1), Oscar Martinez (1), Stanley Hudson (1)
Sorry we're late, we were waiting in line at the DMV
Fall asleep right after sex...right guys?
Nope, go back to the script
[The entire office staff sings a surprise song to Michael to the tune of "Seasons of Love" from Rent]
Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! We actually sat down, and did the math.
AAll
Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! That's how many minutes, that you've worked here.
In costumes!
And impressions!
In meetings.
EKErin and Kelly
And cups of coffee.
For birthdays!
More meetings and...
WWomen
...E-mail forwards you made us read.
AAll
Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! That's like watching Die Hard, eighty thousand times!
You hit me with your car!
You helped me get off drugs!
I watch you when you sleep.
I forgive you for kissing me!
AAll
Remember to call. Call. Remember to call. Call. Remember to call. Call.
EKErin and Kelly
Call, text or e-mail, or call.
[falsetto] Measure your life in love!
AAll
Remember to call, remember to call. Remember to call.
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