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S7 E19

The Office (US) · Season 7, Episode 19

“Garage Sale” quotes from The Office (US)

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“Garage Sale” · Season 7, Episode 19

In this episode: Michael Scott (2), Dwight Schrute (1), Jim Halpert (1), Pam Beesly (1), Kevin Malone (1), Holly Flax (1)

[seeing Michael pouring gasoline all over the parking lot] Michael! Michael!

Hi.

Hi. I was just coming out to see what you were doing and to maybe stop you.

Oh, you know what, you have a siphon? I think I'm gonna run out of gas.

Why do you need more gas?

Well, I'm writing a message.

Is it a good message or a bad message?

I'm asking Holly a question in fire.

Are you proposing?!

Maybe.

Wow.

Hey, you know what? I've got gas all over my hands and my shoes. Would you light it? Would you do the honors please?

Yeah. Yeah, no problem. [grabs the lighter and runs away]

Pam.

Yep?

Could you light this please?

Michael, you've had two ideas today. And one of them was great. And the other one was terrible.

I am not in the mood for riddles, Pam.

This is terrible.

[imitating Yoda] Holly Flax, marrying me will you be?

[also imitating] Your wife becoming be will I.

[Michael puts the ring on Holly's finger, and they kiss as everyone else pours in to congratulate them]

So, guys, guys, guys, guys, we're moving to Colorado.

All of us?

Yep.

Wait, what?

Holly has to go back to Colorado. I'm going with her. I'm leaving.

I traded a thumb tack for Meredith's junk, for Kelly's crap, for Phyllis's garbage, for Oscar's trash, for Stanley's crap, for Ryan's junk, for Creed's garbage, for a very cute squid that Erin happened to have.

[...continues in next scene]

I started with a thumb tack and traded my way to a telescope. But in a way the most valuable thing here wasn't the telescope at all. No. It was this packet of beans. So I traded telescope or it, and I can just go buy another telescope.

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