Andy Bernard quotes from The Office (US)

Meredith

Hey, so that good-lookin' single brother of yours, heard he was in a downward spiral with booze.

Andy

Yeah, he's in rehab, actually.

Meredith

Which place? The one right near Philly? I could be there in an hour.

Andy

Hold on, why is Phyllis so aroused?

Pam

She's listening to 50 Shades of Grey.

Andy

Well, there you go. That's muy caliente.

Dwight

Ok, you are useless. I'll take care of this.

Phyllis

WHAT THE HELL!?

Dwight

It's ok, guys, she's no longer horny.

Andy

Excuse me, dirty birdie.

Andy

Will you tell me bluntly, do you think I'm making a terrible mistake quitting my job to become an actor?

Erin

Bluntly, yes, huge mistake. Andy, honestly, I think you might become homeless, or maybe even starve.

Andy

Thank you.