Pam Beesly quotes from The Office (US)

Dwight

This has been a wonderful day. I have to say, I like hanging out with a vengeful bitch.

Pam

I know. You miss Angela, don't you?

My name is Todd Packer, and I am in recovery. I'm working the steps. I'm on step eight of Alcoholics Anonymous, step nine of Narcotics Anonymous. I'm here to make amends. I've been hard to deal with over the past years. Kind of a jerk. I know it. I don't need you to accept my apology, but I'd love it if you did.

Kevin

Packer, we accept.

Actually, I have a specific way I need to do this, and I have to go through examples of stuff. Okay, uh, where to begin? Hey, Pam-Pam and her Pam-Pams. Well I have said some crude things about those. But they are beautiful, and I guess that's why I acted out. Pam, I'm sorry I objectified you and personified your breasts. Sorry guys. [to Phyllis] Oh, boy. I have not been nice to you. Phylly, I'm sorry for the things I said about your size. To your face, behind your back, and in the form of drawings. Actually, that goes to all you double XLs. Stanley, Kevin... [to Clark] This kid...in a few years.

Pam

Todd, you're just saying insults in the form of an apology.

Why can't I just be nice?

Kevin

[Comes into the office to find Phyllis with her eyes closed and earbuds in] Uh oh, she's doing it again!

Pam

Phyllis has gotten into audiobooks, and lately she's been listening to 50 Shades of Grey, which, if you don't know what it is, it's a book about um, uh...

It's porn.

Pam

Yeah.

Andy

Hold on, why is Phyllis so aroused?

Pam

She's listening to 50 Shades of Grey.

Andy

Well, there you go. That's muy caliente.

Dwight

Ok, you are useless. I'll take care of this.

Phyllis

WHAT THE HELL!?

Dwight

It's ok, guys, she's no longer horny.

Andy

Excuse me, dirty birdie.

Jim

I'm taking some time off from work - well, my other work - because we needed it.

Pam

It's great.

Jim

It's great.

Pam

The phone's been ringing off the hook. The guys in Philly are kinda going nuts.

Jim

But that doesn't matter. This does. We've had some really nice days together.

Pam

M-hm. Nice morning too.

Jim

[through stifling laughter] Beesly. Oh my god.

Jim

You watched it?

Pam

Yeah.

Jim

[handing her an envelope] Then I guess you're ready for this.

Pam

What's that?

Jim

It's from the teapot. Everything you'll ever need to know is in that note. [Pam reads the note and is truly touched] Not "enough" for me? You are everything.

Jim

I sold paper at this company for twelve years. My job was to speak to clients on the phone about quantities and types of copier paper. Even if I didn't love every minute of it, everything I have, I owe to this job. This stupid...wonderful...boring...amazing job.

Pam

I thought it was weird when you picked us to make a documentary. But all in all, I think an ordinary paper company like Dunder Mifflin was a great subject for a documentary. There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn't that kind of the point?