Animal quotes from The Muppets

  Oh, oh!  Animal always want to perform with live snakes, but Zoot big baby.

  Christmas in my belly!

Scooter

Piggy's been so great, I've been skipping my pre-show cry!

YOU pre-show cry? ANIMAL pre-show cry!

Scooter

  Well, uh…have you checked with the band?  Uh, I bet they'd, uh, be happy to buy your cookies.

Bobo the Bear

  Hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah—those guys are always happy.

Scooter

  Yeah.  Legally, now.

More boxes! More boxes!

Bobo

More boxes? Screw the mountain bike, my daughter's gettin' a Prius! [chuckles]

  How long have they been married?

Janice

  Oh, wow, like, how can you measure the intertwining of two souls?

  In years.

Janice

  Oh, then forty.

Floyd Pepper

  Aw, come on, Chenoweth, sing at the party!

  Yeah, yeah!

Floyd Pepper

  Look, my parents mean so much to me, without them, I don't even think I'd be here.

  [giggles]  Okay, I had so much fun with you guys and I'm open tomorrow so, yeah, let's do it.

  Well, thanks for nothing, Kristin Chenoweth; your selfishness just broke and old couple's heart.

Janice

  [whispering]  She said "yes".

  Withdrawn.

Janice

  Your van?  Last I checked, this van belonged to the universe.

Dr. Teeth

  Oh, is that so?  Well, maybe next payday, the universe can cut you a cheque.

Wait, what?

You guys get PAID?!

  Okay, okay, listen.  Somebody help the chef get this butter on ice and could we plea—  For Pete's sake, Animal, could you play any louder?!

  Louder?  Okay!

  [stumbling on his words]  No, not, just—

  [sitting behind a drum kit]  I've been waitin' years for this, Animal.

  [sitting behind a drum kit]  Now we see who best!