Bobo the Bear quotes from The Muppets

Bobo the Bear

  Stage lighting, helicopters—they're basically the same thing.

Uh, Bobo?

Bobo the Bear

Yes, sir?

Listen, next time we do a sketch where Piggy flies across the stage, I think we should choose a wire that actually supports her weight.

Bobo the Bear

Oh. Should've worked. It was a cable from a wrecking ball...

Bobo the Bear

Hey guys, hey guys, it's that time of year again! I'm selling cookies for my daughter's troop so she can win a mountain bike.

Uncle Deadly

We are only interested if you have a box of dreamy dates.

Bobo the Bear

Ooh, well, the Fudge-Alongs have raisins. I mean, they're not dates, but they are also a sun-dried fruit.

Scooter

  Well, uh…have you checked with the band?  Uh, I bet they'd, uh, be happy to buy your cookies.

Bobo the Bear

  Hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah—those guys are always happy.

Scooter

  Yeah.  Legally, now.

More boxes! More boxes!

Bobo

More boxes? Screw the mountain bike, my daughter's gettin' a Prius! [chuckles]

Bobo the Bear

  I was a mechanic back in the service—

  Mm-hmm.

Bobo the Bear

  —and if you think about it, elevators and helicopters are basically the same thing.

Bobo the Bear

  Hug?

  Please. [Kermit and Bobo hug]

Bobo the Bear

  Bring it in. There you go. [Uncle Deadly takes a picture with his phone from behind]