Pepe the King Prawn quotes from The Muppets

Pepe the King Prawn

Kermit has cooked up some kind of plan to make the Grobans and Piggy fall in love during the music... It's a stupid idea, but I love it. [chuckles] Mostly because I LOVE love...

Fozzie Bear

Jay Leno's candy dish... Oh, if this candy dish could talk...

Pepe the King Prawn

Yeah, you would have a talking candy dish, and maybe that would have been impressive, okay.

You're not worried about getting caught? Those rich people have security cameras everywhere!

Fozzie Bear

Yeah, but he wouldn't care about a BOWL. I mean, he probably put it out so I would take it! What about THAT theory, huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Hey, there's, like, twenty of us. Why didn't we stop him?

Hmmm... Perhaps our happiness has made us too soft.

Pepe the King Prawn

Interesting...

  So, Kermit, we got a great sketch for Patrick Dempsey.

  Oh, no, Dempsey's out.  We're going with a big block of butter.

  Okay, we'll just tweak it.  Piggy's having a dream where she's making out with a big block of butter.

  Hmm?

  Huh, it's actually funnier.

  Yeah.

Pepe the King Prawn

  And more realistic.

Pepe the King Prawn

  Well, you must trust your heart—

  Yeah.

Pepe the King Prawn

  —because your heart is never wrong.

  That's true.

Scooter

  Yeah, yeah.  She got way too physical way too fast.  [Rizzo the Rat does a spit-take]

Pepe the King Prawn

  I stand corrected: your heart is very, very stupid.

[about Camilla the Chicken] I think she said something about staying home tonight to watch Chicken Run again.

Pepe the King Prawn

Who can tell? It's just a series of "bawk"s.

Uncle Deadly

All right, where is the frog? I'm dealing with Restless Pig Syndrome.

Pepe the King Prawn

Well, tell Piggy to hold her horses, okay? Kermit is working on something very big to show how much he loves her.

Uncle Deadly

Ooh! [leaves]

But, Pepe...

Pepe the King Prawn

But, LOVE.

But, Pepe...

Pepe the King Prawn

I SAID "BUT LOVE"! [sprays her with perfume and leaves]